Gut Rumbles

December 09, 2005

just promise me some

My friend Catfish and I have discussed this subject many times and we agree--- a piece of ass is stronger now than it used to be. I started to notice this phenomenon about the time I turned 50 years of age.

Before then, I felt like I ALWAYS wanted some. I turned 50 and suddenly ALWAYS felt like I just HAD some. That stuff is stronger now than it was 30 years ago.

Once upon a time, a good piece of ass didn't last long before I was ready for some more. Today, even a semi-good piece (I've never had ANY that was BAD) will tide me over for quite a spell. That's how I know the stuff is stronger.

It damn sure wasn't ME that changed.

(Or maybe I'm just suffering the effects of a small brain.)


Look...y'all need to hush on up now about this...k? My husband is like you all are saying you used to be..and I like him just the way he is. I don't want to hear about no slowin' down stuff.

Posted by: Kelly on December 9, 2005 05:19 AM

I think with a lot of American men, we just get tired of the erer-increasing number of conditions and reasons and any other bullshit they can dream up that American women put on sex.

Talk to any American man married to an American women and if he's honest, he will tell you the same thing - once the rings are exchanged, the sex started turning into something resembling extortion (sure I'll let you fuck me if I get that new travertine entryway, honey!).

It eventually gets to the point where it's just plain not worth all the effort you have to put into getting 15 minutes of mediocre ass once a month (if that). Men don't lose interest in sex - they just get tired of all the bullshit women wrap it up in.

Posted by: maggot on December 9, 2005 09:43 AM

LOL Yep. When I was fourteen I thought about a hell of a lot more than I could get. When I was twenty five I could get all that I thought about. But at fifty I just didn't think about it as much.

But I also found out that sometimes on one of those TDYs I could get a month behind but when I got home I could catch up in about three days.

Posted by: GUYK on December 9, 2005 10:56 AM

maggot, that's why God invented prostitutes.

Posted by: rightisright on December 9, 2005 11:10 AM

Guy, in USAF we used to say those tdy's are hell at the end. Had to leave our loved ones and go back home to our dependents. As long as I came in the door with a bag of dirty laundry in one hand and something hard in the other, I was OK though.

Posted by: Larry on December 9, 2005 08:47 PM

When I was a teenager the consensus was "You can't wear it out" Now that I'm in my sixties I learn that 's not true.

Posted by: Alan on December 10, 2005 05:14 PM

I'm on the light side of 70. Been married & manogomous with and to the same lady for 47 years. We don't have sex much anymore. When we do it's not the screaming kind it was in the past. We find ourselves talking alot about the places we had sex. Surprisingly, when listed 1 through 5, (and without seeing each others lists) we agree on 4 out of five places and times and recall the pertinent facts pretty vivedly. e.g pants around the ankles, sand in the snatch etc. So I guess I think sex was stronger back in the 60's. The music was better to screw to also.

Posted by: Jery on December 11, 2005 08:57 AM

I prefer to think about it like that English Duke did:

"The position is ridiculous, the pleasure momentary, and the expense damnable."

You know you're getting old when you don't want to risk having an orgasm because you're afraid your heart might stop.

Posted by: Kim du Toit on December 12, 2005 01:09 PM
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