Gut Rumbles

December 01, 2005

My aching ass, II

My urologist still does this to me, even though I don't have a prostate gland anymore. I think the sadistic bastard just enjoys his work 'waaaay too much.

Of course, any doctor who would stick his finger up the Catfish Dookey Chute deserves every dime he's paid. I wouldn't go there with somebody ELSE'S finger, let alone mine.


Yep, I sometimes think that about my gynecologist, too!!

Posted by: Michele on December 1, 2005 10:50 AM

Your doctor isn't supposed to have both hands on your shoulder when he's checking your prostate is he?

I swear if I catch that SOB grinning and winking at me when I walk into his office one more time I'll shoot'em.

Posted by: phin on December 1, 2005 10:58 AM

we all end up suffering at the hands of some doctor somewhere

Posted by: Arathorn on December 1, 2005 11:48 AM

Ain't that the truth!

Posted by: Kelly on December 1, 2005 11:59 AM

I wish that I could have shit on him, that would have been payback, Cat

Posted by: catfish on December 1, 2005 12:50 PM

Yeah, follow up's a bitch. At least we ladies get to lay on our back and can observe the goings on; getting the stink finger from behind sans warning sounds horrific.

On an odd aside, can you go beat Velociman's ass? Please? Mofuggah hasn't posted since before turkey day. I'm worried.

Both of you my blog-daddies, and I'd like to see you both alive and posting.

Posted by: Cythen on December 1, 2005 01:13 PM

What are you whining about? My urologist is a former college basketball player. He's about six feet six, with hands to match.

The last time he checked my prostate, they had to wrap me in electrical tape first.

Posted by: Steve H. on December 1, 2005 04:54 PM

Do you think we "wimmen' like having metal prongs inside of us? We get the finger in the backside as well.

Posted by: livey on December 1, 2005 07:46 PM

Always look for a doctor with little bitty hands. That's why my internist is a woman.

Posted by: Elisson on December 1, 2005 08:26 PM

I had all muh plumbing removed long time ago, so when they suggest the gagpap and such...i tell em no...ain't nothin' there to diagnose but iffens their real nice i'll let em check my poop chute, if they can wade through the hemmoroids.
THAT usually gets a nay as it's noted i go for a regular colonoscopy, only cuz i think ya should. And I bitch all the way.

Posted by: imp on December 2, 2005 06:13 AM

My doctor is about 6-4. I'll never forget when he said the magic word, "relax" while putting on those plastic gloves. His damn fingers were about 6 inches long. I felt like my stomach was coming up my throat . My verbal response was UGGH!!

Posted by: Danny on December 2, 2005 06:27 AM

Size definitely matters.

Posted by: Steve H. on December 2, 2005 04:11 PM
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