Gut Rumbles

October 03, 2005

so sue me, prick

I love these kinds of emails.

Hey, Who on earth are you?

You wouldn’t know a civilised country if it smacked you in the Face.

The EU holds just as much sway as the US and China is set to eclipse them both, goodbye so called hyper power. May you all be bombed into oblivion you uncouth bastards.

Your site doesn’t say you’re American but it’s apparent in your complete lack of grey matter and total disregard for your own stupidity.

This genius obviously didn't read much of my blog, nor bother to check the "About Me" link on my sidebar. You don't have to be a detective to learn a LOT about me from what's right in front of your face. But I'm the one lacking "grey matter." Fucking asshole.

Plus, ya gotta love the addendum, too:

This email originates from AXA Services Limited (reg. no. 446043) which is a service company for AXA UK plc (reg. no. 2937724) and the following companies within the AXA UK plc Group: AXA Insurance Plc (reg. no. 932111) AXA Insurance UK Plc (reg. no. 78950) AXA General Insurance Limited (reg. no. 141885)

All of the above mentioned companies are registered in England and have their registered office at 107 Cheapside, London EC2V 6DU, England.

AXA Insurance UK plc is authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority.

This message and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this in error, you should not disseminate or copy this email. Please notify the sender immediately and delete this email from your system.

Please also note that any opinions presented in this email are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of The AXA UK Plc Group.

Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure, or error free as information could be intercepted, corrupted, lost, destroyed, late in arriving or incomplete as a result of the transmission process. The sender therefore does not accept liability for any errors or omissions in the contents of this message which arise as a result of email transmission.

Finally, the recipient should check this email and any attachments for viruses. The AXA UK Plc Group accept no liability for any damage caused by any virus transmitted by this email.

BEJUS! That missive ranks right up there with Nigerian "Help Me With MY Money" emails. What a pathetic maroon. At first, I thought this piece of shit was spam, but it has no links to whatever esteemed company the blithering asshole is farting about.

By the way... I AM an American, for those of you who haven't figured that fact out yet.


On behalf of my entire country, I apologise for this moron. You see, during the 1990s, the British government closed most state-run mental asylums, meaning that large numbers of shuffling, muttering nutters were released into the community. Many of them can now be found working for large insurance companies.

Posted by: Dan on October 3, 2005 10:54 AM

do it, send it right back to his employers. They should know what an asshat the y have in their employ.

Posted by: hoosierboy on October 3, 2005 12:21 PM

There's a word for this guy: wanker.

I too am ashamed to have this wanker as a compatriot. Howzabout emailing his boss, letting on what he gets up in work hours?

Axa is a well-respected insurance company. They would not be pleased.


Posted by: DWMF on October 3, 2005 01:17 PM

I like the sound of "Uncouth Bastards". Maybe I should use that name for a blog. How about "Yankee Uncout Bastsard"?

Posted by: Cappy on October 3, 2005 01:22 PM

I find it funny that the email disclaimer is longer than his little bitch-fit.

Bombed into oblivion? I thought they were all for peace and non-offending actions and shit. Maybe he should come over here, buy a gun, go to a strip club and admit his inner American.

Posted by: Cythen on October 3, 2005 01:27 PM

Heh. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, is he?

Posted by: Jim on October 3, 2005 04:01 PM

China. To eclipse the EU and the US?

Oh, lordy.

And he claims (implicitly) to be smart. Now that's irony.

Posted by: Sigivald on October 3, 2005 05:05 PM

knock knock...

Is Acidman home? Is he feeling any better yet? Can he come out and play tomorrow?

Tell him we stopped by... We hope he feels better soon.

Posted by: Jane on October 3, 2005 05:59 PM

China has a shot, /if/ they continue to overproduce scientists _and_ take the US' money by producing all their goods. Also if they manage to keep their increasingly wealthy populace in check, no mean feat.

But they could, maybe, long shot, overtake the US, yes. So, to quote Han Solo, "don't get cocky, kid."

Posted by: V-Man on October 3, 2005 06:27 PM

American? Are you SURE you're an American?

I dunno....I thought you wuz Suthern!

Yeeks...I better go back to the archives and dig up some old posts.

Posted by: Maggie on October 3, 2005 07:04 PM

If he works for AXA, he's not wholly to blame for being a cunt, they're actually a French conglomerate at bottom, and I suppose some of the stupidity must percolate through.

Posted by: robert in england on October 4, 2005 07:53 AM

Last time I checked the entire EU economy combined barely matched that of California.

Or General Motors, for that matter.

What planet is this guy living on?

Posted by: GORDON on October 4, 2005 03:19 PM

It's been illusion shattering, to say the least, to encounter Brits like him on the 'Net who truly and wholeheartedly hate my guts for simply living in the U.S. I can't tell you the amount of Brits like him I've run come across. Much of British society has gone over so far to the insane Left that they would rather have Muslim militants living there than an American anyday.

BTW: I am vindictive and I would send that e-mail to his company. =)

Posted by: Steven on October 8, 2005 02:07 AM
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