Gut Rumbles

August 21, 2005

wimmen do talk!

Anybody who says they don't get together, cackle like hens and compare notes is full of shit. I was just informed by someone who lives 1,000 miles away from me, who has never seen me in my life and wouldn't know me from Adam's housecat that she "knows" me. (She heard it through the grapevine.) Been talking to the "divas?"

Sure you know me, darlin.' If you knew me so well, you wouldn't have said such a cuntly thing to me. But that's what cuntly wimmen tend to do.

I hope you find some dick on the internet. Lord knows you're trolling hard enough for it.


No Rob I haven't been talking to the "divas" It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that pills and liquor kill your libido. I'm sorry you took offense to my comment. But calling me a slut trolling for dick is a little harsh, even for you.

Posted by: livey on August 21, 2005 10:41 PM

That's just how he is, Babe.

You called him right. He hates to be wrong no matter what. He'll delete this soon, anyway, so read quick.

Posted by: jb on August 21, 2005 10:52 PM

Well, you don't have to "know" someone in the biblical sense to get an idea what they are about. In many ways, Rob, you are an open book. So don't chide the students for cheating on the test , Teach, when you left the book open on yours desk.

You remind me of a lawyer I used to work for (I am **not** trying to insult here!); if you weren't called a "broad", a "dumb broad," or an effing broad at least once a day, you didn't exist in his world. But truth be told, he'd give you the shirt off his back and his last nickel. It was all bluster.


Posted by: Joni on August 22, 2005 02:24 AM

It's perfectly okay if Acidbrain say's things about other people that are considered "harsh", "out of line", "over the top" or in "bad taste" because it is HIS blog. Nahh! There is no hypocrisy here, just like there is none in the Bush administration either. Hypocrites live in their own little world of reality.


Posted by: PJ on August 22, 2005 03:39 AM

Unfortunately, that kind of "reality" is gonna be the end for all of us.


Posted by: PJ on August 22, 2005 03:45 AM

PJ and JB wouldn't know reality if it came up and slapped them upside their pointed little heads. Typical Trolls, to cowardly or to stupid to even start their own blog.

Posted by: James Old Guy on August 22, 2005 06:35 AM

Livey apparently never heard the expression "when you're in a hole, put down the shovel and stop digging"

But anyway (according to Dr Livey) if your libido has taken a hike, the ONLY possible explanation is liquor and/or pills.

Livey is just not as clever or witty as she THINKS she is, and she's guilty of the worst sin of all...she's just not very funny.

Because believe me, there's a HUGE difference between humorous and good natured "ribbing" among friends, and being an illiterate, drunken hosebag. She has obviously crossed that line....

Posted by: Ruth on August 22, 2005 08:30 AM

GOD I love the drama!

Call him racist! Don't forget racist!

Posted by: Yogimus on August 22, 2005 08:34 AM

Hey look, it's JB again commenting on Acidman, not the topic, again.

I told you he's queer for you.


Posted by: gordon the magnificent on August 22, 2005 09:28 AM

Well, blondage and I were discussing you just last night and I said you were the crustiest old bastard I've ever read. But it was said with fondness and delight!!

Posted by: LL on August 22, 2005 10:39 AM

someone feewin a bit sensitive?

Posted by: rightisright on August 22, 2005 10:43 AM

Some people don't have thick skin. Doesn't make them any less and sometimes more.

But if you travel the blogosphere, plan to have all sorts of smack talked about you. I get it everyday from trolls like JB here. Strangers just obsessed with you.

I guess that's why I liked the blogfest I went to. You get to meet real people face to face.

Posted by: gordon the magnificent on August 22, 2005 10:49 AM

I think Rob and Livey need to get a room. Though I fear it would just kill poor JB.

Posted by: McGehee on August 22, 2005 12:15 PM

EVERYONE'S libido waxes and wanes, and that's just a mutherfuckin' fact. I challenge one person to contradict that statement.

It has nothing to do with pills and alcohol (although, they can affect it to some degree...either way, I might add. Just ask anyone who works at a bar).

Posted by: Surfie on August 22, 2005 02:39 PM

I've never met Acidman in person, only talked to him on the phone and through email. I don't KNOW the man but I like what I do know ABOUT him. He speaks his mind, he loves his kids, he loves his mama, and he is a Southerner.
A-man reminds me of a lot of my grandfather, who has passed, and my father-in-law. I am of the belief that folks who speak their minds and are not afraid of what others think live longer since they don't keep it all bottled up inside.

Posted by: UziQ on August 22, 2005 03:20 PM

All your wife's or girlfriend's friends know how big your winkie is, whether you can get it up, whether you have any physical deformities or peculiarities, whether you have ever had an STD, how long you can go, and any kinky things you like to do, including embarrassing things like wearing a diaper or insisting on being addressed as "Senator Clinton."

The only thing they don' t know about you for sure is how much money you make. They only know that if your wife or girlfriend is proud of it and wants to make them feel like shit.

Posted by: Steve H. on August 22, 2005 03:28 PM

Women do talk. Having no job skills, hobbies or dreams, what else can we expect them to do?


Posted by: Dick Masterson on August 22, 2005 07:20 PM

What an appropriate name for you, DICK.

Can I call you an ASSHOLE too??

Posted by: UziQ on August 23, 2005 09:24 AM
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