Gut Rumbles
 

August 18, 2005

bastard!

This is a friend of mine. How does he repay me for my undying loyalty and years of friendship? He cat-blogs on my ass.

Fuck YOU, Catfish!

Cat DID get that big gator in his creek. I thought he did when he told me about putting a couple of 12-gauge slugs into that rascal's head about a month ago. When he started smelling something rotten and seeing the buzzards around his pond, I told him then that it was probably the gator. He just never could find it.

It floated up, finally. His picture doesn't do it justice. That was a BIG sumbitch, well over 10' long, but time and predators took most of the meat offa that boy. Not much left but hide and bones now.

And he wondered why the fish quit biting....

Comments

I've got a picture that does it justice...and I know the truth about that story. Stop by, scroll down...

Posted by: Bonita on August 18, 2005 02:09 PM

Bonita... you need to be dragged off and shot.

Posted by: Acidman on August 18, 2005 02:54 PM

speaking of gator, maybe Cat should come out to LA...

Posted by: caltechgirl on August 18, 2005 04:26 PM

Oh come on Rob, admit it, you're just jealous cuz his picture is sexier than yours! LOL

Posted by: livey on August 18, 2005 07:06 PM

Now bowleggs, you know that my three little babies love you. They liked you to come over and play with them, when they were very small.

Posted by: catfish on August 18, 2005 09:01 PM

Anybody who likes cats will eat pussy!.....wait a minute. What am I saying?

Posted by: James Hooker, Ace of aces on August 18, 2005 10:21 PM

I gotta admit. Cat's cats have always loved me. They crawl all over me today just to piss me off.

They've been doing that since they were kittens.

Posted by: Acidman on August 18, 2005 11:48 PM

Oh come on Acidman, admit it, you like it. I don't think you are such the hardass you try to make everyone think you are.

Posted by: livey on August 19, 2005 09:51 AM

Everyone likes a little pussy sometimes, Cat

Posted by: catfish on August 19, 2005 02:50 PM
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