Gut Rumbles

August 15, 2005

anti smoking incident

This is a true story. I had a couple of friends come over to my house one day to eat supper with me. (Well--- the guy was my friend and I didn't really know his new wife.) While the meal was cooking, I lit a cigarette. This woman snatched it out of my hand and stubbed it out in an ashtray. "You're trying to KILL me," she announced.

I got up from the sofa and walked to my front door. I opened it and said, "Get out. Both of you... right NOW! Get the fuck outta my house!"

Bill said, "Rob, she just doesn't like cigarettes." That pussy-whipped bastard was defending her behavior. All she had to do was ask me not to smoke and I wouldn't have done it around her delicate ass. I had a good meal almost ready to eat at the time. But SHE didn't ask.

She snatched a cigarette out of MY hand in MY house and gave me a blast of typical woman pussy juice for daring to light one up around her. I kicked both of them out of the house and ate that meal by myself. I smoked a cigarette afterward, too.

I never invited either one of them over again. I could tell you a story about how THAT relationship ended up, but I'll let you use your imagination. I'll just say that there's more than one bloodless cunt in the world.

I just have one request. Have the fucking manners to ask me NOT to smoke around you if you're in fear of your life. I won't smoke. It's as simple as that.

But DO NOT snatch a cigarette out of my hand in my own home, and DO NOT advocate idiotic anti-smoking laws. Get your head out of your rectum and realize where this kind of thinking leads in the long run.

Do you have a fat ass? That offends me and something needs to be done about it. You need to be dragged off for government liposuction! And it's all for your own good (and For The Children, of course.)

Some people just can't handle freedom.


Good on you Rob! These days, not enough people will stand up and bitch slap people that try to walk on them. Acting like this in someone else's house is reprehensible.

Posted by: Andy on August 15, 2005 10:53 PM

I'm totally amazed that a relatively normal person would have the presence of mind to open the door and order the twits out. I'd have grabbed the bitch by the nape of the neck and the ass of her pants and thrown her through the damned door,(open or closed) followed by her worthless POS husband.

You are an amazinly reserved and patient man.

Posted by: Gerry N. on August 15, 2005 10:55 PM

Should have lit two more, just out of spite. Smoke one and let the other burn away in the tray.

Posted by: gravdigr on August 15, 2005 11:05 PM

What is going on with your daughter's blog?

Posted by: sean on August 15, 2005 11:08 PM

For those of you who read my blog, I have removed it because some people that know the family was taking what I wrote and using it against them. I loved my blog and I enjoyed blogging. I know some people have lost their jobs and friends over their blogs, but I don't love my blog that much. If it is hurting my loved ones, then I will take it down. They come first in my life.

Posted by: Sam on August 15, 2005 11:13 PM

Sam, you can still blog at my place, and use my name. That won't give the wolves anything to scavange.

If you don't remember the passwords, I'll send them to you again. I don't want to see you quit writing.

You make me proud sometimes. Don't quit now.

Posted by: Acidman on August 15, 2005 11:24 PM

wahhhahhahhaaa wahhhahahhaa why don't you craw under the bed and cry some more.

Posted by: Pamala on August 15, 2005 11:31 PM

Gotta love a twat who opens their maggot felching blowhole and shits on someone for quitting something they love to do because it's in the best interests of her family.

Oh wait, did I say love?

I meant smack in the face with a clue by four and dump in the nearest septic tank.

Fuck off, Pamela.

Posted by: Graumagus on August 15, 2005 11:45 PM

Oh yeah, I have a fat ass and if it offend you, that's your fuckin' problem..

(Takes bite of bacon cheeseburger, puffs on cigar)

Posted by: Graumagus on August 15, 2005 11:47 PM

Pamala, the more you comment, the more you prove one of my theories.

Some people just can't handle a keyboard without making asses of themselves.

Posted by: Acidman on August 15, 2005 11:49 PM

BTW PLEASE remove my from your blogroll. Some pron freak is using my old URL and I don't want anyone getting me confused with them. I've already contacted Blogger and they will be removing that site soon, but for now PLEASE de-link what used to be me.

Posted by: Sam on August 16, 2005 12:27 AM

Is Sam the one who did the murder? How can she have a blog in jail? Or, did she get out already. But really Rob, anybody who kills somebody shouldn't bitch about not being able to blog about it.
That's wrong.

Posted by: Jo on August 16, 2005 12:28 AM

At least you didn't insert one of your big hairy feet up her arse, what a rude winch! Good on ya.

Posted by: Sean on August 16, 2005 12:36 AM

Fuck all you intolerant twits...pamala ? Can you pretend to suck a toe? I'll go downtown and find you one, well ten, you can decide, ya bitch....Murry

Posted by: Murry on August 16, 2005 01:31 AM

Jo--you studpid cunt. Sam is Acidmans daughter. His granddaughter is the one who stabbed to death her father.

Not that it's any of your business, stupid cunt.

Posted by: Harris on August 16, 2005 01:42 AM

"Some people just can't handle a keyboard without making asses of themselves."

You prove that every fucking day you self-absorbed nutjob.

Posted by: Joe Bob on August 16, 2005 03:27 AM

It wasn't Rob's granddaughter that did, it was Sam's girlfriend's kid sister(?) that did it. She's about 16 and totally out of control.

In a previous rant, I talked about how anti smokers are all fascist nutjobs. To continue on, for all you non smoking fascist nutjobs out there. Mankind (yes I put caps on that to mess with feminists) has always been a polluter of some sort. Ever since we learned to control fire at least. Remember Otzi? You know the Iceman over in the Alps. Turns out that his lungs were black from woodsmoke. Isn't that interesting. Even way back when people were inhaling smoke. And probably suffering from it. Campfires, cooking fires, torch fires. All this talk about fresh air is bogus. These luddites think they know better but they're just people blinded by their own worldviews. Global warming, so what? The earth has been hotter and cooler. 11th century England was so warm they had vineyards. 16th century Europe sukffered through a mini ice age. These nutjobs are trying to recreate a mythical/mystical Golden Age in which everyone lived in harmony with nature and worshipped the earth goddess, until Rob and the rest of us white men showed up on the scene. And of course we screwed it up for them. With our patriarchial belief in a male god we enslaved the peaceful people of the earth and forced women to our beds to become nothing more than walking wombs. And now the world is suffering because of it.
Can't please everyone, can we?

Posted by: rayh on August 16, 2005 03:42 AM

Oh Gods... I was going to write something about sticking a lit cigarette up that womans arse but after reading the comments about Sams blog I've forgotten what I was going to say...

Hang on in there Sam!

Posted by: Misty on August 16, 2005 04:27 AM

I didn't know Sam had a daughter. A shame if she murdered someone. Who ever it was must have had it coming because no granddaughter of the Acidman would kill somebody for nothing. She must have been really pissed off. Then, it's odd she'd do it with a knife. Guns seem to be the family thing.

Sorry A-man your going thrugh this shit. After losing Qinton and all. God Bless you. I will keep you in my prayers.

Posted by: Grace on August 16, 2005 04:38 AM

Good Lord,

While I dislike cigarette smoke, if I were over your house, eating the food you prepared, I'd not say a peep if you chain smoked through the whole meal. If I couldn't handle it, I would not have accepted the invitation.

Don't people ever learn good manners any more? Is it really so hard?

You should have bounced her on her ass.

Posted by: pdwalker on August 16, 2005 06:11 AM

There's a limit to what one will accept in their own house; obviously, neither she nor he knew you very well.

Sam, sorry to hear about your blog; I've only recently come back to start reading your dad's again and I used to check on yours periodically as well. Hopefully, you'll get something going again.

Posted by: Lisa on August 16, 2005 06:23 AM

great idea! i HAVE a fat ass and I wish the government WOULD pay for me to have lipsuction. really, a tremendous idea, so to speak.

Posted by: erica on August 16, 2005 07:39 AM

there are some typos that are not cool to make--I made one. i meant LIP-O-SUCTION, although i'm sure there's a few people out there who wouldn't mind if I had lip-suction too.

Posted by: erica on August 16, 2005 07:41 AM

I had a hippie broad do that to me at a convention. Took my smoke out of my mouth and stubbed it out. "you're destroying the atmosphere!"

Later, in a private suite, I caught her lighting up a joint. (Whcih I don't give a shit about normally) I stood up, stepped over to her, grabbed the joint and rubbed it out with my hands and said 'you're destroying the atmosphere, breaking the law, and being a hypocrite" and walked away.


Posted by: og on August 16, 2005 08:18 AM

When people come to my house, they can smoke, put there feet on the coffee table, drink, smoke pot, cuss and just be at home. It is my house. Now if I go to there house and they don't smoke, then I will not smoke inside, it is there house and I respect that, Cat

Posted by: catfish on August 16, 2005 08:26 AM

That was just plain old tacky behavior on her part. You don't go over to someone else's house and tell them how to behave.
I'da done the same thing.

Posted by: UziQ on August 16, 2005 08:44 AM

awwwww....Sam. I hate you aren't blogging anymore. I really enjoyed your blog. Hopefully, one day you will change your mind. Hope you and Stacey are doing ok. Hang in there.

Posted by: Chrissy on August 16, 2005 08:47 AM

anyone who acts that way in someone elses home need to be remove as forsebly as the law will allow.

No-one has a right to say what you do in

your own home but you.

As to Samantha`s is a shame that

some people can`t be punished for being

assholes. She had a great blog that I enjoyed.

Posted by: arathorn on August 16, 2005 09:00 AM

The problem with liberals is they aren't. Their scapegoating of smoking is but one of many proofs.

Posted by: Brett on August 16, 2005 09:13 AM

Cigarettes are garbage, but if you pull one out of someone's mouth, you deserve a fist in yours.

Rob, you need to drop those things and start smoking Cubans. They're WORTH dying for.

Posted by: Steve H. on August 16, 2005 10:13 AM

Sam, I removed you from my blog roll liked you asked. But please, when you start writing again let me know and I'll put you back on.

As you know I regularly checked in on you and miss you already.

I do understand why you took your blog down, and I'm sorry about that. Some people are just not good people and that is a fact.

Anyways, I hope this message reaches you and I want to thank your father for allowing me to post it here for you.

Posted by: BeeBee on August 16, 2005 11:32 AM

I don't smoke, never have, not all that interested -- cigarettes are damned expensive, as are good cigars -- but I would NOT yank one out of someone's mouth in their own house. I wouldn't even ask them not to smoke. It doesn't bother me that much.

But at my college, outside all of the buildings, there are always ten or fifteen people gathered smoking, and THAT annoys the shit out of me. I realize they have to smoke outside, but I hate having to walk through that to go from one building to another. If they sat at the tables outside, that's one thing.

But the fuckers sit on the steps and RIGHT by the doors, so you have to weave through them to get in and out.

Posted by: Adam Lawson on August 16, 2005 12:51 PM

BTW, Sam doesn't have any kids. It was her girlfriend's niece.

Anyway, I don't care if people smoke in my house. Just make sure that the smoke is not going in my direction. My hubby smokes and he wants to quit, but i'm not the cig nazi and nagging doesn't do any good. I think that if a grown-ass adult wants to smoke in their OWN HOME, no one should prevent them from doing it.
I don't smoke and never have. I don't worry so much about 2nd hand smoke like other people do. Maybe i ought to be, but I am not.
I am living a healthy lifestyle and it is not my place to tell somebody else that they ought to just because I do.

Posted by: UziQ on August 16, 2005 04:19 PM

Hell I smoke cigars in my house and my friends know it. They still are all more than happy to come over for some of my most excellent cooking. What that woman did was think she could treat you like she undoubtedly treated her husband. Good for you.

Posted by: MM on August 16, 2005 04:48 PM

Some writers are letting people buy characters in their upcoming novels (it's a fund raising gimmick for the California based First Amendment Project), and one of them - Stephen King - says if you want the character you buy to die, it has to be female. Check out: if you think it would be fun to name a female zombie who will die in a Stephen King novel.

Posted by: Noddy on August 17, 2005 04:11 PM
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