Gut Rumbles
 

August 10, 2005

something else I've learned

Wimmen who talk about being horny all the time aren't really good in bed. That's a fact. Oh, they'll spread their legs and fuck, but it's not good pussy. They just do it because... who the hell knows why.

Have you ever been to an oyster roast and found ONE oyster among the bushel on the table that wasn't wide-open and ready to eat? ONE oyster that took some prying with a good knife to get into? Wasn't THAT ONE the sweetest you tasted that night?

Wimmen are the same way.

The ones you have to pry open are the sweetest. Those that lay there gapped are just like any other oyster. Can't tell one from another.

THAT'S why I don't remember how many wimmen I've had sex with.

Comments

bull shit, cumere and I'll prove it!

Posted by: livey on August 10, 2005 09:21 PM

It's like a guy once told me...."Every man's ideal woman LOVES SEX...but she doesn't fuck every Tom's Hairy Dick that comes along."

Posted by: Lanie on August 10, 2005 09:24 PM

Heh... Picky ain't we?

Posted by: Yogimus on August 10, 2005 10:01 PM

The worst I ever had was wonderful!

Posted by: GUYK on August 10, 2005 10:37 PM

Something like a perfect lady on my arm and a raging slut in my bed . . .

Posted by: Daniel Medley on August 11, 2005 12:01 AM

Blondage is gonna remove your nuts with a plastic fork!

Posted by: James Hooker on August 11, 2005 12:15 AM


"THAT'S why I don't remember how many wimmen I've had sex with."
-Acidman

Don't worry Acidbrain, I am sure both of the ones you have had sex with don't remember having sex with you either.

PJ

Posted by: PJ on August 11, 2005 02:50 AM

I have had only two kinds of pussy, good and gooder, Cat

Posted by: catfish on August 11, 2005 09:00 AM

I guess I'm FINALLY one up on you Catfish...I've had three, good, better , and the absolute BEST.

Posted by: delftsman3 on August 11, 2005 03:51 PM
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