Gut Rumbles

August 04, 2005

talking out of school

Why the hell not?

The first time I laid Jennifer, she had a bush fit to make Davy Crockett a coonskin cap. She wasn't a hairy woman elsewhere, but her pubic area was fertile enough to grow a crop like underbrush. I had to fight my way through that tangle to get to the goodies underneath. At the time, I thought it was worth the struggle.

After we dated for a while, we took a bath together one night, and I offered to give her a haircut. She agreed, and I did a fine job. I trimmed that fur-bucket of hers into a nice, smooth Van Dyke, and I was proud of my work. It looked good enough to eat, so... never mind... I'm digressing.

The point of this post (if it has one) is the fact that looking at those old Playboy magazines today made me think about the way things have changed over the years. A LOT of wimmen shave their pubes now. I don't really like that.

Jennifer kept her Van Dyke (except when she turned it into a Mohawk for skimpy bathing suits) and I was quite happy with that. I don't like a totally bare cootchie. I like cootchie as much as any man, but the totally bald ones make me feel like a child molester when I see one.

I'm sorry if I offend any wimmen here. But a little bit of hair around that pie makes it look and taste a LOT better to me. Grown people have beards. I prefer it that way.

I don't want to hack my way through a forest, but I don't want something that looks pre-teen, either. You can find a happy medium somewhere in there.

Of course, that's just MY humble opinion.


Makes sense.

Posted by: Kelly on August 4, 2005 10:09 PM

If their is grass on the ball

Posted by: gravdigr on August 4, 2005 10:13 PM

I'm a fan of the natural look. Ya have to wonder about men that prefer the shaved = preteen look.

Posted by: RayH on August 4, 2005 11:13 PM

I want to make love to a woman not a pre-pubescent.
I understand "trimming" and "bikini lines" but I'm just not into women who look like little girls.

Posted by: Douglas von Roeder on August 5, 2005 02:19 AM

It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes wonder how I keep from going under.

I'll take mine neatly trimmed, thank you. And if you old farts equate a FULLY trimmed biscuit with children, I would posit that is YOUR issue to deal with.

Posted by: rightisright on August 5, 2005 03:53 AM

Waxed/trimmed with a landing strip.


Posted by: blondage on August 5, 2005 10:40 AM

I agree for the most part. I don't feel like a child molestor if she's bare... as long as she has some hips and tits to make the rest of the body look okay.

Posted by: Adam Lawson on August 5, 2005 11:09 AM

Shudder. Sorry, ladies, 9 out of 10 men agree: The Lady Remington is your friend. Use it. Often.

Old Playboys make me really, really glad that I wasn't alive for most of the 70's. Eww.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on August 5, 2005 11:26 AM

Amen, Acid. I'm not even a big fan of the "landing strip" so in favor these days.

And red ones still get me going, after all these years.

Posted by: Kim du Toit on August 5, 2005 05:12 PM

The little-girl look is a symptom of the infantalism of our times.

Posted by: Brett on August 5, 2005 09:14 PM

Shaved lips and trimmed patch are where it's at. To prove my point, I told my wife to ask her (female) gynecologist what she sees more of these days "in the stirrups." She said that 80% of the women she sees today have trimmed pussies.

I agree that the totally "bald" look can border on pedophilia. That's why I prefer the "landing strip" or the "Hitler's mustache." Nothing between my tongue and pleasure except my saliva and her joy juice!!!

Posted by: BJK on August 6, 2005 09:47 PM
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