Gut Rumbles

July 30, 2005

do not do this!

Badgers are not native to where I live, but I've seen them elsewhere, and also watched a lot of wildlife programs on TV. I believe that pound-for-pound, a badger is just about the meanest critter around (except for maybe a wolverine, which is KIN to a badger). I read this post and just imagined the scene.

Mr. Supertroop is fortunate that he still has his balls. Of course, if he'd had more brains than balls, he never would have fucked with a badger. The writer is correct--- a badger will fight a full-grown grizzly bear.

I hope Supertroop learned a valuable lesson.


AsWill Rogers said, :Everything is funny when it happens to some one else." I am laughing my ass off! I can see the poor bastard trying to fight a badger with a garbage cab lid and a screwdriver!

Posted by: GUYK on July 30, 2005 09:20 PM

I had a friend in Massachusetts whose dog was ravaged by a fucking badger. And as Robert Ruark wrote, the honey badger is the only animal that attacks the genitals instead of the jugular. Nasty critters, those.

Posted by: Velociman on July 30, 2005 09:31 PM

Fishers are in the same family as badgers but much meaner. The only thing that can kill a fisher is a porcupine.
I've had a fisher in my yard every summer for the last 6 years. One time it took my neighbors german shepard, my pitbull and my lab to kill the SOB. They are mean.

Posted by: livey on July 30, 2005 11:12 PM

Dachshunds were originally bred to hunt badgers. They go right into the badger's hole and drags his ass out. Dachshunds fear nothing either. Of course, I'm not talking about teeny dachshund here.

Posted by: Jim - PRS on July 31, 2005 12:16 AM

I'm with GuyK - What was that dumbass thinking!!! Oh man, I'da' paid good money to have seen that shit. Damn, that's funny.

Posted by: jmon on July 31, 2005 08:47 AM

Some people you just can't reach. Stupidity is part of their heritage. I laughed my ass off at this idiot. He got what he deserved. He's damn lucky he didn't get more.

Posted by: assrot on July 31, 2005 10:48 AM

I just told a friend of mine about this post, and he said "Oh, badgers, I hate fucking badgers!"
So I told him to stop fucking them then.

Posted by: Misty on July 31, 2005 10:51 AM

Scottish terriers were bred to hunt badger. To my knowledge, they are the only dog with front feet larger than their rear. I've dealt with badger a few times on the farm. They are quite unnerving.

Posted by: Jeremy on August 1, 2005 01:22 AM

What about Tazmanian Devils?

I hear that they are pretty bad assed little fuckers to deal with also...

Posted by: Virgil on August 1, 2005 05:24 AM

Tasmanian devils look and sound fierce, scream at night like lunatics, and have a huge set of fangs, but their prey is usually smaller animals and any carrion they can get a hold of.
Very unusual for humans to be attacked by a devil.
However, there are many people who have gone missing in the Tasmanian wilderness, never to be seen again, because a few devils will consume an entire human body in one night, clothes, hair, teeth, everyhing.

Don't get drunk and sleep in the woods in Tasmania.

Posted by: Henry Blowfly on August 1, 2005 10:05 AM

Badgers, we don need no stinkin' badgers.

Posted by: Brian on August 1, 2005 03:39 PM
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