Gut Rumbles

July 26, 2005


Anybody who has read my blog for a while (or anyone willing to go back in the archives) knows that I whine here. I STARTED to blog as a place to whine because my other option was to blow my own brains out. Life was VERY rough for a while, and it really hasn't gotten much better over the past four years.

But I learned that if I vented HERE, I didn't grab that pistol and put it to my head in the morning when the alarm clock went off. I got out of bed and went to work.

Well, shit happens and my blog cost me my job. That really turned out to be a GOOD thing, because I was starting to hate that job anyway. Besides, I don't want to work for a bunch of pussies who would "retire" me rather than having the balls to FIRE ME over something like that. Nutless wonders.

So, I whine here. Poor, poor pitiful ME! WHAAAAHHH! My mama and daddy are dead! I can't see my son anymore! My ex-wife is a bloodless cunt! I PAY HER every month for being a bloodless cunt! My feet are swollen!! WHAAAHH!!!

I just have one thing to say: If you don't like what I write here, don't read it. Nobody FORCES you to come here. It ain't like paying child support, you fucking maroons. You ain't going to jail if you don't visit my site.

I was blogging when I had 30 visitors a day, and I'll keep it up if I go BACK to 30 visitors a day. Unlike a court order, I give you a choice about what you want to do. I don't REQUIRE that you read me.

So... DON'T, if I piss you off that badly.


Wow I just got sent over here by Gramagus to read your Child Abuse entry and decided to read the main page as well. I like what you have to say and this rings true of so many internet locations. I respect why you blog and think you are likely being added to my daily reads. Whine all day, you pay for this site and the bandwidth, have that whole freedom of speech thing, and the guts to lay it out there. Good job telling the assholes to fuck off!

Posted by: flesh99 on July 26, 2005 08:19 PM

I love reading your draws my bug light draws all those damn know you're gonna get zapped in the ass, but you're powerless to resist!

Posted by: Kellie on July 26, 2005 08:42 PM

Just don't get him going on drive-in movies.......

.......crawling back under my rock now

Posted by: James Hooker, Ace of aces on July 26, 2005 08:50 PM

ok now I am curious...

It seems drive in movies are back in style and they are popping up all over Texas. So I am curious as to what this old curmudgeon's thoughts on them are. I am too lazy to hit the archives and look for a topic since I am still just reading through.

Posted by: flesh99 on July 26, 2005 08:59 PM

kinda like the fella that went to the whore house, got hisself a woman, dropped his trousers and all he has is a half-inch dick! she says to him, "who u gonna please with that"? to which he replies, "ME" yup you gotsa do whut makes YOU happy, and fuck everyone else. Let em all find their own happiness

Posted by: johndeerebilly on July 26, 2005 10:00 PM

I've looked at this from both sides now
and still somehow
I can't recall
I don't know why you put up with some a these fuckers shit

at all.

Posted by: Bane on July 26, 2005 10:48 PM

I keep showing because no matter what Rob writes about, he writes well.

He whines with a distinctive turn of phrase that captivates.


Posted by: Lamont Cranston on July 26, 2005 11:59 PM

Perhaps your detractors would like a refund.

Posted by: Juliette on July 27, 2005 03:07 AM

Acidman deserves the refund: his services are worth more than the price we pay.

Posted by: Brett on July 27, 2005 09:03 AM

A question if you please............ How do I get my readership up to thirty?

Posted by: arathorn on July 27, 2005 09:46 AM


"A question if you please............ How do I get my readership up to thirty?"

If you do what I do, you'll never get past 20!......I post to my own blog and pray. So far, the gods are as deef as posts....of course, when I visit my own blog, I go to sleep. I wonder......

I'm up to 10 now. I just shit myself.

Posted by: James Hooker, Ace of aces on July 27, 2005 10:28 AM

Maybe misery loves company but, I can DEFINITELY relate to some of your 'whining' if that's what you wish to call it. Sounds to me more like creative ranting and necessary venting. On the RR we just call it bitching and over the last 27 years I like to think I've gotten pretty good at it. At least my boss thinks so and that pleases me. Cause I know it pisses him off. You keep pissing those people off, they deserve it. If there's anything I can do to help piss 'em off let me know!!

Posted by: Jim on July 27, 2005 11:47 AM

James & Flesh -- You're getting off topic, you're fixin' to get thumped! Heh.

Posted by: Alaska Kim on July 27, 2005 11:58 AM

I don't know about Rob's whining. Rob whine? I don't clearly remember how I stumbled over Guts site....but somehow, in the deep dark cave between my ears, I remember a google search for something. I don't know. The search string probably included: "piss and moan", "my aching ass" , "shot, drug off and", "bloodless cunt" (just damn, do I love that one!) and several other things, none of which I can remember right now....besides, I'm tired of typing and I don't want to get on the "jb" list....but it is fun to watch Rob foam at the mouth. Sometimes he even makes sense. And a LOT of the time I find myself in agreement with him. I'm fuckin' doomed!

Posted by: James Hooker, Ace of aces on July 27, 2005 12:49 PM

Even when we disagree, you are good for a laugh.

Posted by: bob on July 27, 2005 05:26 PM

Rob's offerings are my daily retreat from the bullshit I have to put up with. Partly because some of his "whines" ring a loud bell with me, and I can get relief knowing I ain't the only one. Partly because non-whines are interesting as hell, sorta like a local paper. Partly because it's fun to laugh at the moonbats who come here to comment. But mostly because his posts are "diverse" in the original meaning, not like the bullshit it has come to mean these days. Anything and everything is fair game. And he's usually right, too, and when he's not, it's still fun to read. There's common sense to be found here in a common-senseless world.
This place is my number 1 stop when I get home and fire up the computer every evening.
Thanks, Rob.

Posted by: Horrabin on July 27, 2005 07:40 PM
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