Gut Rumbles

July 26, 2005

i like it!

Hah! catfish got sucked into a meme! I agree with most of what he said. I'm just surprised that he did it.

I'm inspired to post my own. 10 turn-ons

1) Pretty red toenails

2) Dimples at the top of a fine female ass

3) A woman with sense of adventure

4) That beautiful crease down a fine woman's backbone when you see her nekkid for the first time

5) A woman who likes raw oysters

6) A good back-rub

7) A woman who can sing and likes it when I play guitar for her

8) A woman who isn't afraid of guns

9) A woman sexually uninhibited

10) A woman who enjoys camping in the woods

10 turn-offs

1) Fake tits

2) Grossly overweight wimmen.

3) Tattoos and piercings in the wrong places

4) Wimmen who lie.

5) Purple toenails. WTF motivated you to do THAT?

6) Divas

7) Internet beggars

8) Any woman with an ass bigger than the tailgate of my truck who wears day-glow orange stretch pants at Wal-Mart.

9) Dirty, unclipped toenails

10) A constant urge to bitch about whatever happens around you

That's MY humble opinion.


What is an internet beggar?

Posted by: Kelly on July 26, 2005 11:21 AM

Lets see....

I have candy apple red toenails...

Not sure about the dimples....

I have a sense of adventure but I dont like to camp (unless its at a five star hotel)

Dont care for raw oysters, but I love a steak thats still bleeding and cool in the middle....

I cant sing a note (I have trouble with "Happy Birthday" for fucks sake)

I am not afraid of guns.....(and have even plugged a squirrel or two outta my birdfeeders)

I dont have fake tits and I am not overweight (not even a little)

I have a small rose tattoo on my left ankle....

I am not a diva and I dont beg for money online....

(I prefer to just get my money the old fashioned way: out of my husbands wallet)

And bitchin' aint my style......

Posted by: Ruth on July 26, 2005 11:24 AM

Damn with the exception of the raw oysters I fit the bill! Thanks for participating Aman

Posted by: livey on July 26, 2005 11:38 AM


"Any woman with an ass bigger than the tailgate of my truck who wears day-glow orange stretch pants at Wal-Mart."

You and my husband have SO much in common. He says whoever invented stretch pants should be dragged off and shot! Not even hot women look good in stretch pants!

Posted by: Jane on July 26, 2005 11:39 AM

I can't believe you've never "done" a Wal-Mart Waddler, Rob!

Posted by: Ed on July 26, 2005 12:36 PM

I'd rather see purple toenails than the French Tip job.. Do those women LIKE their toenails looking like claws.

Posted by: oceanguy on July 26, 2005 01:11 PM

Good lists! Thanks for sharing. I am going to go do the meme now.

Posted by: Renee on July 26, 2005 01:15 PM

Guess I don't have to worry about you hitting on my girl, she has more tattoos then Tommy Lee.

Posted by: Sean on July 26, 2005 01:44 PM

Because purple is my favorite color!!! That's why...but, I am going to paint them candy apple red for our Bloody Mary at the Exchange...just as soon as your feet are not swollen..k?


Posted by: Kellie on July 26, 2005 02:05 PM

Bowleggs, did you and Livey kissed and made up? She is a pretty good funny woman, makes us laugh and pee my pants sometimes. I am glad you two are friends again, Cat

Posted by: catfish on July 26, 2005 02:14 PM

Oh bloody hell....

I hate to admit this, but it looks like we're made for each other...

I need moonshine!!!!

Posted by: Misty on July 26, 2005 04:12 PM

Sure, the big-ass women are a turn-off, but what besides stretch pants can be pulled over a butt that big? Would you rather see them naked, or just wearing huge panties with the waist cinched up with a belt?

Posted by: ispdrudge on July 27, 2005 02:04 AM

*giggling* Great list.

I don't mind purple toenails as much as blue ones. Blue-painted toenails look like death chewing on a cracker to me.

Posted by: blondage on July 27, 2005 10:33 AM
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