Gut Rumbles

July 18, 2005

a different language

Wimmen often say one thing and mean another. It's some kind of hormonal thing and men really need to learn to translate what wimmen SAY into what they MEAN, or the dog-house of divorce court may be a future destination. Here's a good example:

1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want... 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble. 7. Sure, go ahead = You'd better not. 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later. 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

I've learned to speak passable Spanish. But I'll NEVER become fluent in wimmentalk. It's a language men are not MEANT to understand.

(List shamlessly stolen from here.)


Yep, that list pretty much nails us. ;)

Posted by: blondage on July 18, 2005 12:43 PM

Yes, you are right. And my husband would heartily agree as well. He's stopped trying to figure me out.

Posted by: UziQ on July 18, 2005 02:32 PM

If we were allowed to communicate on a level that allowed us to be able to understand

that would take away the fear that is experienced when we know we have been misunderstood about something.

They want that fear it is how they control us and that is why we never say how we really feel or what is on our minds.

Posted by: arathorn on July 18, 2005 04:10 PM

Wimmenfolk ain't for talkin to.

Posted by: Yogimus on July 18, 2005 04:27 PM

They forgot...Nothing's Wrong=You bet your ASS Somethings WRONG, ad you should KNOW what it is!

Sorry to my fellow women...but, the list IS funny!

Posted by: Wendi on July 18, 2005 05:41 PM

They also left off "Want to have sex?=I want to buy something can I have some money?"

Posted by: gravdigr on July 18, 2005 07:18 PM

"Yes, you're right. Men aren't meant to understand. Just as woman aren't meant to understand the whole 'manly pride' thing or how ya'll are ready to fuck at the drop of a hat".

Sorry you don't get horny like a lot of babes Chablis. There are plenty of women out there that are ready to fuck at the drop of a hat...and those women know that some men really love women and understand them and don't refer to them as wimmen.


Posted by: PJ on July 19, 2005 02:38 AM

So, PJ, are they all ready to fuck YOU??

I understand A-man's point. I don't take the "wimmen" thing personally. I know how much he loves us females.

Also, PJ, do you really believe that you totally understand the women in your life. Haven't any of us of the "fairer sex" ever totally confounded you?
I think that you are lying if you say you totally understand us (or you're in denial).

Posted by: UziQ on July 19, 2005 09:41 AM

For all we know PJ may very well be a woman.

And uziq could be a man...

And I could be both..

Posted by: Yogimus on July 19, 2005 01:44 PM
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