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June 22, 2005

men don't do this

Hell hath NO fury like.... a woman, period. People call me a sexist, misogynistic asshole for occasionally speaking unkindly of wimmen, but I didn't invent their track record. THEY did, and the same cruel, vindictive, PMSing, spiteful, sadistic behavior a lot of them display today has been around since long before Christ was born. Just read your history.

Men don't do things like this. Wimmen do. And they do it (or something similar) FREQUENTLY.

"When he said he would leave me and the kids for Jodie Marsh, that was it for me. He has two daughters. One of them goes to school. I am sick of him disrespecting this family for the sake of his act," said Mrs Shaw. "Maybe it was childish but I had had a few drinks that night and I just thought I would get him back the best way I could. The car is his pride and joy but the idiot put my name on the log book so I just sold it. I didn't care about the money, I just wanted to get him back," she added.

"I just wanted to get him back." Sweet Bejus! If you deny that wimmen think that way, you have led a sheltered life. EVERYTHING is a soap opera to them and they'll plot, scheme and invent absolutely hideous ways to "get even," even when they haven't been wronged. It's a hormonal glitch in their hard-wiring.

I saw my ex-wife do the same thing. Divorcing me wasn't enough. Unless I was made to SUFFER in the process, she wasn't happy with simply taking everything I owned and making me PAY her for infidelity and betrayal. No, she needed some icing on that cake. She got it, too.

Divas, my ass. Every woman I ever knew was crazy. It's never a question of IF they are crazy; it's just a question of HOW crazy. (see: The Runaway Bride.)

And if you believe that the guy deserved what he got, you fall into the REALLY crazy category.


Comments

Hmmm... I don't know that he deserved it but one thing is for sure. The guy is an idiot.

As for the woman, she'll get hers. What goes around comes around every got-damn time.

Posted by: assrot on June 22, 2005 12:25 PM

Another reason to never get married, , again, the list is getting longer.

Posted by: James Old Guy on June 22, 2005 12:50 PM

Wow Acidman!

If you think that women have the corner on vengeful activities, better look again!

My ex-husband was wronged by me because I dared to leave his alcoholic and abusive butt. So to make sure I would suffer too, he came by my house late at night and scraped off the military sticker that would enable me to shop at the commissary for his sons. He showed me! Yes he did! Now I had to pay twice as much for a gallon of milk! Furthermore he wrote to the Louisiana Dept of Licensing and (in his most charming sloppy and misspelled writing) told them that I am no longer allowed to have Oregon license plates on my car since I am no longer married to him, the military man. He did this knowing (and hoping) that I would have to pay the sales tax that I didn't have to pay in Oregon.

I guess I won't tell you how I responded ~

Thanks for the blog! I love it~

Posted by: Lee on June 22, 2005 12:54 PM

Wow Acidman!

If you think that women have the corner on vengeful activities, better look again!

My ex-husband was wronged by me because I dared to leave his alcoholic and abusive butt. So to make sure I would suffer too, he came by my house late at night and scraped off the military sticker that would enable me to shop at the commissary for his sons. He showed me! Yes he did! Now I had to pay twice as much for a gallon of milk! Furthermore he wrote to the Louisiana Dept of Licensing and (in his most charming sloppy and misspelled writing) told them that I am no longer allowed to have Oregon license plates on my car since I am no longer married to him, the military man. He did this knowing (and hoping) that I would have to pay the sales tax that I didn't have to pay in Oregon.

I guess I won't tell you how I responded ~

Thanks for the blog! I love it~

Posted by: Lee on June 22, 2005 12:56 PM

I would've cut him loose and moved on after he told the world he fantasized about his sister-in-law and, if I were to write about it, I'd probably title it: "SOME MEN ARE PIGS".

Posted by: Jane on June 22, 2005 12:58 PM

Well, at least Jane qualified her statement with "SOME" -- We ladies don't usually get that consideration in BlogWorld.

Posted by: Indigo on June 23, 2005 11:16 AM

Acidman, are you trying to say if not for the way they are plumbed there would be a bounty on them?

Posted by: GUYK on June 23, 2005 11:24 AM

Notice the cause of her anger? A MAN! why is it that men just don't get it. If they treat us nice we will be nice to them, fuck with us and we fuck back in trifold!

As far as being crazy for thinking he got what he deserved, men just don't understand unless you hurt them where it counts, don't blame our hormones blame their stupid egos!

Posted by: livey on June 23, 2005 12:08 PM

Women certainly don't have the market cornered on bat-shit craziness, but we DO tend to come up with more creative ways to get revenge.

Men typically take the violent path to get revenge against those who have wronged them. They'll yell, punch, kick or shoot to get back at people. You're not creative enough!

Women, on the other hand, make up for their lack of physical weaknesses by lying, cheating, conniving and/or plotting against those stupid enough to cross us. Our 'hormonal glitch' is no different than the hormonal glitch that causes men to go out and kill the woman that pissed them off by winning everything in court.

As for that story...I laughed my ass off. I know what she did was evil but damn it, you've gotta admit that it was creative.

Posted by: Chablis on June 23, 2005 01:10 PM

I guess all the guys who have shot up the whole family--including the kids and the dog--them themselves are models of sanity.

Posted by: Juliette on June 23, 2005 02:33 PM

then themselves

Posted by: Juliette on June 23, 2005 02:34 PM

Women are approximately a thousand times as vindictive and petty as men. That's why so many women talk about how they can't stand other women.

Ever hear a man say he can't stand other men?

The worst thing about being wounded in a battle with the Indians was waiting for the squaws to follow their men in and carve you up for a while before you died. A man will move on after he defeats you. For a woman, that's just the time to start inflicting the real pain.

Posted by: Steve H. on June 24, 2005 09:51 AM

I've heard lots of men say they can't stand anothe man

Posted by: livey on June 24, 2005 11:35 AM

IMHO the women who claim to hate most other women are the ones that should really scare you. They're the ones that don't realize exactly how crazy they really are LOL.

Posted by: Chablis on June 24, 2005 03:24 PM

Yeah. I hear and read a lot of men saying they can't stand Bush. So yeah, some men can't stand other men.

And I agree with what was said. Give no one a reason to go "medieval on your a$$" and very bad things won't happen to you. Mess with a woman and you can believe you'll get yours. You might not get it today or next week or next month. We are patient. But you will get it.

Posted by: Joni on June 25, 2005 08:23 PM
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