Gut Rumbles

June 21, 2005

excellent idea

By golly, I believe that this guy has the solution to the Global Warming problem. At least his suggestions make as much sense as any others I've heard.

I've decided it's time to get serious about Global Warming. The national academies of science of eleven nations recently united to warn us of impeding climatic doom resulting from our careless inflation of the atmospheric carbon dioxide concentration from its God-ordained 19th century value of 0.00029 to the current astronomical magnitude of 0.00038. With increasing fears that this extra plant food will cause a choking of our cities and highways with unwanted greenery, and the Russians' concern that winter temperatures will warm above -40 deg. F, thus changing the hibernation habits of the endangered Siberian snow snake, I must now join the chorus of voices calling for action.

He's right, y'know. The time to act foolishly is NOW!


I have my own personal active campaign to promote global warming (as one who is quite sick of the bitter cold New England winters and snow up the ying yang)

A can of hairspray a week. Thats my plan....

I figure the bigger hole I can poke in that fuckin' ozone layer, the better my chances are of having palm trees growing on my Connecticut property....

I dont give a damn about melting glaciers, I am sick and tired of freezing my ass off every winter (from Nov thru May) I NEED WARMTH NOW...

Wont you all please join me and use that hairspray GENEROUSLY....

Do it for me, a can a week is all I ask....

Posted by: Ruth on June 21, 2005 10:29 AM

I take the treat of global warning seriously. With the current trend of globaal warming the melting ice caps will create enough water in the ocean to completely submerge Florida within the next million years or so.

I have submitted a plan to my congressman which I believe will help solve the global warming problem. It envolves stopping the continuous flow of hot air by putting a plug into the mouths of left wing politicians and pundits, preachers, priests, and other shamen, and gagging all tort attorneys. There will still be enough hot air from right wing pols and pundits as well as avid fishermen to create the greenhouse gases needed for plant growth. Thus far I have not received an answer from my representive but do expect an answer withing the next century.

Posted by: GUYK on June 21, 2005 12:22 PM


Now I'm half tempted to buy a can of hairspray just to muck up the universe for all those people scrabbling to buy coastal properties. does a lot to adress the myth/religion/scientific fact of Global Warming.

Posted by: tincanman on June 21, 2005 04:41 PM
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