Gut Rumbles
 

June 07, 2005

one witch, needing a broom

It takes a lot to frighten me anymore, but this person does. Bejus help us all if she ever becomes President.

I am at a total loss to explain her popularity. I realize that about 40% of the population is whacked out of its mind all the time about ANYTHING, but it's a real stretch for me to figure what ANYBODY finds attractive about Hillary Clinton. She's a witch without a broom, a pure political whore, and NOT one I'd pay much money to see nekkid.

``There has never been an administration, I don't believe, in our history more intent upon consolidating and abusing power to further their own agenda,'' she said of President Bush.

Uh... Hillary... take a look at the Clinton administration. YOU are a fine one to talk about "consolidating and abusing power to further their own agenda." I would make a list of the shit you and your husband pulled during eight years in office, but you got away with every bit of the trailer-park-trash behavior, and my comments wouldn't mean anything to people who believe that the sun rises and sets in the crack of your fat ass.

Pilfered FBI files... IRS audits of political enemies... the Travel Office firings... renting the Lincoln Bedroom like a bed in a cat-house... Chinagate... Whitewater... the "vast, right-wing conspiracy"... ignoring Osama Bin Laden when you had a chance to catch him before 9/11...stealing White House furniture and vandalizing the place when you left office (you WERE co-President, weren't you?).

My biggest problem with Hillary Clinton is NOT that I believe her to be a power-hungry, socialist dickweed--- she IS--- but she's just so TACKY, too.

I've shit Mexican dinner turds with more class than she has.


Comments

LMAO!

Rob, that is exactly it. The woman is classless. That's why I can't stand her.

Posted by: caltechgirl on June 7, 2005 08:11 PM

And the bitch defiled the very ground of the great state of new york by moving there just so she could run for office.

Posted by: arathorn on June 7, 2005 08:21 PM

I will keep my comment SHORT and to the point...You hit the nail on the head...have mercy on our nation if she is the Democratic nominee...holy bejus.

Posted by: mountainmama on June 7, 2005 10:09 PM

I see what you meant about JB. Sounds to me like he needs to get laid.

Posted by: GUYK on June 7, 2005 10:15 PM

JB is a true "Freeman".

At least in his double-wide with the aluminum-foil taped windows, he is.

Posted by: rightisright on June 7, 2005 10:53 PM

People didn't pay out the big money to 'sleep' in the Lincoln bedroom. I'd probably be disgusted again, but i have always wondered which of the fairy duo they were sleeping with, Slick Willie or the Weasel, or maybe a threesome. I've been drunk enough a few times to probably pick up the weasel at 3 AM and all the other trash was gone, but slick willie, no way.

Posted by: Scrapiron on June 7, 2005 11:13 PM

Rob--

See what I mean? GuyK and RisR are like parrots--they speak words they know not. Those are your clueless moonbats, Smif, if you would be honest.

They like to be inventive in inane invective.

Factual argumentation escapes them altogether.

You gonna defend their mindless dribble?

That has been my "one-note" all along.

:-)

Posted by: jb on June 7, 2005 11:48 PM

Calling Hilarity a witch without a broom gives witches a bad name. The same people who would vote for her are the same ones who would elect Oprah........Sheesh!

Posted by: witch on June 8, 2005 12:36 AM

As a resident New Yorker and NOT one who voted for Hillary, may I just say.....AMEN?

Posted by: Leggy on June 8, 2005 12:37 AM

Heyyyyyyyyy! Don't be bagging on witches!
Call her what she really is........Satan's spawn.

Posted by: Maeve on June 8, 2005 12:47 AM

Every witch I've known was a nice person, not a Hilary at all. Just as most of the female dogs I've known were nice doggies. HRC = BC, shall we say..
Has a certain longwinded commenter ever posted anything short and on topic? This periodic pissing in the cheerios does get a bit monotonous... I read Rob's stuff because I like the way he expresses himself. Some people have no skill in that area, and become trolls, boring and repetitive., flinging feces on the walls of the places they visit.

Posted by: Stu on June 8, 2005 01:55 AM

Rob's post - 293 words.
jb's rant - 762 words

JB,

HIllary's precedent for moving to New York to get elected as Senator was Robert F. Kennedy who did it in 1964.

I didn't read the rest of your rant. When I saw it overrun the screen your screed lost my interest. Get your own blog so that I can avoid reading it somewhere else and don't have to be bothered here.

Alternately you might post something brief, to the point and on topic which we can discuss.

Thank you

Posted by: StinKerr on June 8, 2005 05:58 AM

Oh, yeah, Day by Day has a great 'toon on the topic.

I guess links aren't allowed any more. OKay, go to daybydaycartoon dot com and check out the 6-07-2005 toon.

Posted by: StinKerr on June 8, 2005 06:05 AM

Heaven forbid if Hillary is elected, they have to re-name Air Force One to Broomstick One.

Posted by: Dancusa on June 8, 2005 07:48 AM

Got-damn JB grab a fucking lung full will you. You guys relax. There will never be a woman president in our lifetime. Rob, don't be looking at naked pictures of Hillary. Roscoe might just go ahead and die completely if you do.

Posted by: assrot on June 8, 2005 08:28 AM

"I've shit Mexican dinner turds with more class...."

Bwahahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF crawled up JB's ass. Was he trying to make a point? If so, could anybody figure our WTF it was?

Posted by: Ed on June 8, 2005 08:44 AM

Rob...One can merely but stand in awe at your ability to summarize to 100% pure, distilled PERFECTION the toxic nature of the Hildebeast, the world's looming anti-Christ if there ever is or will be one.

Posted by: Macattacker on June 8, 2005 08:49 AM

Has anyone ever read the story of "The Rocking Horse Winner" by D. H. Lawrence? The story is actually an allegory for masturbation and I suggest that JB read it.

I've told him before that if you can't make a point in one or two paragraphs, you have no fucking point to begin with. You're masturbating.

JB not only rides a one-trick pony; he has calloused hands.

Posted by: Acidman on June 8, 2005 10:17 AM

One small point. Wouldn't it be OU-F**KING-STANDING to see a Shrillary vs. Cheney/Rice election in 2008? The leftists would be lining up to jump off bridges......

Posted by: Larry on June 8, 2005 11:19 AM

J.B. is living proof of what happens to a person when they drink their own piss.

Posted by: James Old Guy on June 8, 2005 12:28 PM

OK, I took the bait and read "The Rocking Horse Winner". Calling it an allegory for masturbation is a bit of a stretch. If it is, I'll be damned if I can figure out what his point is or even if there is one. Was all his writing this obtuse?

Posted by: Ed on June 8, 2005 03:35 PM

Was JB the one that got caught with the bloody chainsaw?

Posted by: GUYK on June 8, 2005 07:40 PM

Nah, try searching through my lunch table companions, especially the ones that've signed up for the Marines. A few of them are certifiably CRAZY.

And that's a compliment.

Posted by: JG22 on June 8, 2005 09:03 PM


Acidbrain claims that Clinton ignored Osama bin Laden, yet Bush was warned upon taking office that bin Laden was the greatest threat to America and did NOTHING for nine fucking months to secure the homeland against the horrendous attack on 9/11. Bush's daily briefings showed that bin Laden was determined to strike in the U.S. using passenger jets as weapons up to a week before the threat materialized and killed almost 3,000 Americans. Bush's promise afterward to capture bin Laden "dead or alive" has been forgotten while he has bogged down our military in Iraq over non-existent WMD's. Meanwhile, North Korea and Iran has been building WMD's, while Pakistan (Bush's big ally on the war on terror) has been harboring new al Qaeda training camps. AND ALMOST FOUR YEARS LATER, BIN LADEN IS STILL FREE TO ATTACK US AGAIN !!! Yeah, blame it all on Clinton. Why don't you get a clue you backwoods, inbred, hillbilly?

Posted by: PJ on June 9, 2005 05:20 AM

"......FOUR YEARS LATER, BIN LADEN IS STILL FREE TO ATTACK US......"

He hasn't. Why do you suppose not. It's you PJ who needs to get a clue.

Posted by: Ed on June 9, 2005 10:55 AM

Sorry, PaJamaman, but I've read numerous reports of the FBI, British Intelligence, etc. foiling polts to blow up buildings in New York over the past several years. We've taken SOME preventative measures, man.

Posted by: JG22 on June 10, 2005 12:36 AM

PJ,

How do you get access to daily briefings when the rest of us don't? Does JB share 'em with you?

Posted by: StinKerr on June 10, 2005 03:50 AM


YET is the key word Ed.

And the daily briefing that our idiot Commander in Theif ignored was made public to all those that didn't have their head up their ass when the news showed it like 9,000 times last year during the 9/11 Commission hearings Stinkbait.

Posted by: PJ on June 11, 2005 04:18 AM

Oh, we're onto ad hominems now, I see. Well you are, I still have truth and reason on my side so I don't need to go that route.

The daily briefing in question was released and only contained general warnings. Nothing specific. Here's a pdf download of the acutal PDB.

Posted by: StinKerr on June 11, 2005 04:49 AM


The only one you need to be addressing about unfinished business regarding this topic Stinkbait is Bush. 3,000 fine American citizens died because that dumbfuck went on vacation in August of 2001 instead of preparing this nation for an inevitable attack by al Qaeda after he and his National Security Advisor were fully warned by Richard Clarke. What do you not understand about the content of that PDB? Please fill me in.

Posted by: PJ on June 13, 2005 02:56 AM

So after eight+ years of doing exactly nothing Richard Clarke wants to sell a book.

Show me where there are any specifics in that PDB. It's all generalities: embassy attacks, bombings, attack on LAX, surveillance of federal buildings, hijacking to release prisoners and an anonymous call to an embassy saying that "a group of Bin Ladin supporters was in the US planning attacks with explosives".

Yeah, I can see where you can hang your Mickey Mooron hat on all that.

Posted by: StinKerr on June 14, 2005 02:59 AM


Even simpletons like you and G.W. might come to some conclusion after reading (or having it read to you) the PDB in question that the PENTAGON, THE CAPITAL, and THE FINANCIAL DISTRICTS of the United States might need to be guarded after such a GENERAL THREAT that al Qaeda was determined to strike inside the U.S. How long did it take for fighter jets to reach Washington after the attacks that morning? And why did Dumbya take soooooooooo long to act after being notified that we were under attack? If Clinton had allowed them to kill 3,000 Americans like Bush did, wingnuts like you would be calling for his head. And you know it.

Posted by: PJ on June 14, 2005 03:48 AM

Clinton's (and Clarke's) inaction for eight years indeed served the purpose of permitting 3000 deaths on 9/11. Who built the wall between the counter intelligence people and criminal investigation people? (9/11 commissioner Jamie Gorelick when she was in Clinton's Justice Department).

Ah yes, the old fighter bullshit. How many bases had been shut down in the previous eight years? Bear in mind that the expected threat was external. Oh, and what do you recommend they do with an airliner over a city? Shooting one up is just a figure of speech. They invariably go downward.

Do you think Kerry would do better? He says himself that he was unable to think for forty five minutes watching it all unfold. This was before he snuck out a side door to save his own ass while others looked to helping other people out of the building.

Stop getting your information from "fullofhate 9/11" and do some research on your own.

Posted by: StinKerr on June 14, 2005 12:00 PM

Oh, and I"m still waiting for you to point out in the PDB where it says anything about flying airliners into the WTC or the Pentagon, which is what you seem to be claiming.

Posted by: StinKerr on June 14, 2005 12:01 PM


But I guess that fat bag of wind Rush Limbaugh your listening to is a great source right? Richard Clarke ran the situation room on the morning of 9/11 while Cheney and Rice ran to the bunker under the White House even though he was ignored for nine months while trying to warn Rice and Bush that the attack was inevitable. The PDB Bush read included threats of hijacking airliners (My source on this the WHITEHOUSE.GOV website - is that credible enough for ya?), so what idiot would not assume they could be used as weapons and flown into buildings? Clark testified during the 9/11 Commission hearings that the CIA had warned of that very scenario as a very real possibility, but Bush went on vacation for a month at his little fake ranchette here in Texas and DID NOTHING TO ADDRESS THE WARNINGS. Surface-to-air missile batteries and fighter jets should have been at the ready to guard all of our most valuable targets immediately upon that PDB warning, but BUSH failed the American people and let the worst attck since Pearl Harbor happen on his watch. He is to blame.

Posted by: PJ on June 16, 2005 12:36 AM
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