Gut Rumbles

May 23, 2005

socialism at its best

Don't wanna work? Still wanna get laid? Just move to germany and keep an unemployment card handy. You get a discount on a piece of ass.

Maggie, I think you need to be dragged off and shot for sending me that link. It's bad enough to PAY people to be unemployed, but when you start giving them cut-rate pussy, too, you've crossed a line that I cannot abide. Besides, if these unemployed people were really hurting, they'd be spending their meager funds on food, clothing and housing rather than buying themselves a slash of gash as a way of "helping the long-term jobless out of their depression."

Got-dam! If you're one of the long-term jobless, you SHOULD be depressed. Get offa your ass and find a job! THAT'S a good cure for your depression.

But why bother when you get a free check and discount pussy for NOT working?


I used to live in Germany back in the '60s. Tried my best to get a job as a public health inspector for hookers. They just didn't like me because I was an American. Damn, that would have been a good job. :-)

Posted by: assrot on May 23, 2005 02:38 PM

Maybe something like food stamps for sex.
They could call them poon stamps

Posted by: Robert on May 23, 2005 04:44 PM

Just luv gettin a smile on your old face!

Now the icing on this here cake is that John
F' ing Kerry wanted us to call up these here EUropeans to consult on every little darn thing we were fixin to do!

Now that, darlin, should bring an even bigger smile to that weather beaten grin.

Praise BUSH! (yeah OK it was for YOU, Acid, so pun intended.)

Posted by: Maggie on May 23, 2005 06:51 PM

well with double digit unemployment what do you expect hookers got to eat too. Need clean cheap hookers here theres a program I could get behind.

Posted by: ccracs on May 23, 2005 10:56 PM
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