Gut Rumbles

April 23, 2005

they make good balloons, too

I've never liked wearing them, but condoms have many uses other than what they were designed for. Humans are inventive creatures.

I think it's a natural instinct. We look at something and think, "What ELSE can I do with this?"


Moe, that's definitely you'll be telling me that turn them right side out again and use them for their original purpose.

Posted by: Maggie on April 23, 2005 09:11 PM

Put one over your rifle or shotgun barrel on rainy days.

About the only use I have for a condom these days *sigh*

Posted by: Henry Blowfly on April 24, 2005 02:21 AM

When I was in high school, someone put a rubber in the science teacher's text book. He came in, opened the book, held the rubber up and stretched it out in front of him and said ďAh, a flexible test tubeĒ. We had a good laugh. That guy was sharp.

Posted by: Ivan Ivanovich on April 24, 2005 06:08 AM

Back in high school in the early 50's, I used to put a condom on the front seat of someone's car and fill it full of water with a garden hose!!
It would hold maybe 5 gallons, and skin tight!!
I would tie it off with a knot.
The car owner could'nt do anything but look at it!
Trying to move it would cause it to instantly break, and 5 gallons of water flowed over your seat!
It could not be moved. I would usually ad a cryptic note about the car owner or the daughter.
Always, someone would try and move the water gorged condom, and it breaking with a large "whoosh" in their hands.

Ha Ha

Posted by: mrchuck on April 24, 2005 08:51 PM
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