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April 05, 2005

i get bunches of them

I love the leftist emails I receive from people who basically say the same thing: "Yeah, Clinton may have gotten a blow job in the Oval Office, but he never killed 1,500 soldiers in a foolish war."

I can't argue with that kind of logic. To suggest that Clinton should have kept his dick in his pants and dealt with the terrorist threat that HE KNEW was aimed at this nation would be reactionary on my part. To suggest that The FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES should have been able to keep his dick in his pants at all is very judgmental on my part.

I mean... you have Osama Bin Laden threatening to blow you up on one side... and you have Monica Lewinsky offering to blow you on the other. Which would YOU pick as leader of the free world? Clinton made his choice.

And if you are stupid enough to believe that 9/11 wasn't a direct result of Bill Clinton's paralysis, execept when he was getting good head, you are out of your fucking mind. But that's what I expect from a kool-ade drinking leftist.

You are ALL out of your minds.

Comments

Hello, pot. This is the kettle. You're black!

Posted by: Renee on April 5, 2005 04:44 PM

While Bill was getting Monic's pucker on his pecker, we were all getting closer to war with the islamofascist terror machine. Talk about 'dicking-off" on the job.

Posted by: rimfirejones on April 5, 2005 05:01 PM

Ahem..."Monica's"...

Preview is our friend.

Posted by: rimfirejones on April 5, 2005 05:03 PM

"I mean... you have Osama Bin Laden threatening to blow you up on one side... and you have Monica Lewinsky offering to blow you on the other. Which would YOU pick as leader of the free world? Clinton made his choice."

That is the most accurate and succinct description of Clinton's legacy I've ever seen.

Congratulations Acidman, you are a savant.

Posted by: Grace on April 5, 2005 05:06 PM

Let's not forget he missed the closest chance this country has seen to capturing that spineless piece of shit! That dude's got lots o' blood on his hands. Prob is it ain't our enemies. I don't know how he sleeps. Everybody keeps talking 'bout the BJ. HE FUCKED HER! DON'T TELL ME HE DIDN'T. He lied before, why not lie about that. She thinks by hiding that little detail it keeps her on the respectable side of hoochieism. Bull shit!

Posted by: DONGER on April 5, 2005 06:50 PM

amen.

Posted by: gregor on April 5, 2005 07:03 PM

That she would even huff on a pecker that had to have friction burned on Hillary's nutsack at least a few times speaks volumes about what she would let Slick Willie do.

**Urrrrp** I think I just threw up a little.

Posted by: rimfirejones on April 5, 2005 07:50 PM

Obviously, it is not possible to reason with Morons. But at least they are all truely equal. Good work - it's a riot. I almost can't take it between you, Tim Blair, and Scott Burgess, all revealing the effects of what might be found to be tertiary syphilis when we autopsy the Morons. Something has to explain it.

Somewhat related: In a small redneck diner in N.E. Oregon, featuring pictures of Hopalong Cassidy, John Wayne, Patsy Cline, and George Patton, I just saw a photo of several common people standing in a field watching about 4 small flying saucers flying up the valley. The caption read, "Must be more Californians, no doubt."

Posted by: Ga-ne-sha on April 5, 2005 08:18 PM

Clinton (spit spit) dispise him never understood how he made it, or why he is still around.
But as far as the war and inaction go the grand prize winner is Carter, that passifist could have taken some sort of forcefull action during the 1979 Hostage fiasco, and quite possibly prevented a hole hell of a lot of the Islamic terrorist problems the world now has! Thank goodness for Reagan!

Posted by: Witch on April 5, 2005 10:40 PM

You're right Witch, Carter pushed the Shah out and gave us the mullahs.

Oh, and gave away the Panama Canal too.

And as our lord Zell would say: "I could go own and own" about Carter's treasonous dipshittery.


Posted by: Grace on April 6, 2005 12:22 AM
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