Gut Rumbles

March 31, 2005

i'm in deep shit

I had the nerve to suggest that many wimmen use sex as a weapon in life, and I am being richly excoriated for saying it. (Some of those cunts wimmen even criticized the language I used in my post and my comments.)

I ask you to do one simple thing. Go visit the pages of these DIVAS who didn't like what I had to say. EVERY GODDAM ONE OF THEM has a sexy cartoon woman as a "skin" on their home page. Oh, yeah, big eyes, wasp-waist, boiling-over tits, long legs and a "come-hither" look. But they don't trade in sex at all.


I'm at least honest enough to post a picture of my own ugly self on my blog.


Yeah because cartoons are a real threat! Wow.

really its spelt W O M E N!

Posted by: Jeffette on March 31, 2005 01:07 PM

Actually, my blog isn't skinned. If that would make you happier, I could probably arrange that over the weekend;-)

Oh, and my toon girl has reall small tits. Look again, hot stuff.

Posted by: sadie on March 31, 2005 01:23 PM

I'm at least honest enough to post a picture of my own ugly self on my blog.

I don't think anyone could ever call you dishonest. You certainly have never had a problem letting your feelings be heard LOL.

Posted by: Chablis on March 31, 2005 01:30 PM

It's a man's world, Rob.

For most women, it's not safe for us to post pictures of ourselves on our blogs because there are deprave MEN out there who may well seek to do us HARM.

And, yes, that harm is weighed against the act of blogging.

My toon girl is just another form of expression. Like her or not, I DO and I blog for ME.

If you really want to know what I look like and can't wait two weeks until Jekyll, fire off an email...I'm not ashamed of my appearance.

Posted by: Christina on March 31, 2005 01:52 PM

I;m gonna get me one of those!!! Toon girls that is. So much much better than the real me.

Posted by: oddybobo on March 31, 2005 02:55 PM

Acidman -- you ENJOY being in deep shit! It is your favorite thing to do with women -- start some shit and then sit back and watch the fireworks!

Posted by: Alaska Kim on March 31, 2005 03:07 PM

Alaska Kim--- do you REALLY believe that I stir shit just to piss people off?

Well... you HAVE ben reading me for a while...

Posted by: Acidman on March 31, 2005 03:19 PM

Yep, been reading you for a couple years. At first you used to piss me off the way you talked about women, but now I just think to myself.... There he goes again, it's been a couple days since he stirred the pot, he must be bored!!!

Now I just laugh my ass off at what you write and the fireworks it causes!!

Posted by: Alaska Kim on March 31, 2005 03:34 PM

Rob is just writing what has happened to him in the past. Every woman he liked shit on him. I have been married three times and I also have problems with my ex's. But I still love women and need a good woman to be around me from time to time. I have four kids, two by the first two wife's and they tried to turn them against me. Finally each one of them found a new love and the love said, me or the kids? I raised all four of my kids and they love me to death, Cat

Posted by: catfish on March 31, 2005 04:45 PM

You Bastard ! lol

Posted by: Robert on March 31, 2005 04:50 PM

If you think we have “power” it is because: You. Have. Given. It. To. Us. If you don’t like the rules, then don’t play! If you expect women to defy OUR biological “coyness” then for Christ’s sake defy YOUR primal urges for planting seed in any vaguely moist cavern.

And don’t confuse the distinction between a cunt and a woman naturally bestowed with a pussy. Two very different creatures. I would be surprised to hear that there is any woman, or man, out there that does not want to be loved for his/her unique nature. I am quite sure that has nothing to do with my Buhgina.

Note to self: Nice potty mouth, Tulip; Mother would be SO proud…

Posted by: Tulip on March 31, 2005 05:17 PM

Och you're not that ugly Rob. I like that picture - I can just imagine you sitting on your porch, smoking yourself silly, sipping beer and thinking about your next gun. I bet when you posted that picture you thought you looked pretty good in it too.

Posted by: Nelly on March 31, 2005 05:32 PM

Women use sex but I don't think all of the THINK they are using it. Most women think men have all the power. IMHO.
I've been overpowered a few times. It's nice.

Posted by: Robert on March 31, 2005 05:38 PM

I had the nerve to suggest that many wimmen use sex as a weapon in life.

In other news, the sky is blue, the planet is round, and hippies smell.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on March 31, 2005 06:41 PM

LOL! I can't say if I have ever used Sex as a weapon...I may have...I don't think I did it purposely...Well, Maybe I have...HELL....sometimes, you have to USE what you got to get what you WANT! LOL!

There I said it! I will own up to it! I've used my boobs to get my way once and a while! LOL!

But, I never KILLED I'm not all THAT bad am I??? :)

Posted by: Wendi on March 31, 2005 07:16 PM

That pussy is a weapon, Cat

Posted by: catfish on March 31, 2005 07:24 PM

Oh boy, Wendi, when you said boobs, you just reminded me!

A client had a corporate event. I arranged for a big time "Golden Years of Hollywood" celebrity to speak. We pay him handsomely and fly him in a private plane to the event. He shows up and gives the most embarrassing, rambling "speech", can't even remember the company's name, and refuses to sign the 100 copies of his autobiography we'd bought. It was an embarrassment.

I am ordered to FIX THIS so arranged to go to his house with the books. I get there and he changes his mind saying there are too many.

Then, his mood suddenly changed. He became calm and cooperative. His face had a look of wonder on it.

Then I realized that he could see right down my dress every time I bent to hand him a book.

AND I DIDN'T CARE! I gave him an eyeful for every book just to get him to do what he had promised to do in the first place.

He was being an ass; I used my boobs to get him to stop it.

Posted by: Grace on March 31, 2005 08:14 PM

Women wouldn't use sex as a tool to get their own way if it didn't work. Whose fault is THAT? ;-)

Posted by: Chablis on March 31, 2005 10:24 PM

I use sex to get my way. What's the fucking difference?

Posted by: Velociman on March 31, 2005 10:47 PM

I was all set to come in here and make that exact "it takes two" argument, Chablis, but you beat me to it. You go, girl.

And I do have a photo of my real actual overweight self on my web site. For several reasons. One, so no depraved stalker will ever mistake me for one of the "wimmin" in any of my designs, and, two, because I'm not ashamed of how I look.

So in actually, my real photo is posted more as a deterrent than as a come-hither. So far, I'm happy to report it's working splendidly!

Posted by: Joni on March 31, 2005 11:29 PM

. . . big eyes, wasp-waist, boiling-over tits, long legs and a "come-hither" look.

So are you saying that you are disappointed because the site design is misleading? Do you feel "ripped off"? Betrayed? Baited and switched? Do you think it's false advertising? Is the design more important than the content to you, then? It must be, or so much importance wouldn't be placed on what the design suggests to you. And didn't anyone ever tell you not to judge a book -- er, BLOG -- by its cover?

Posted by: Joni on March 31, 2005 11:32 PM

These wimmen scare me! I'm thinkin' Suzie Kreuger with a carpet knife! Bobbit has nothing on these "Divas"
To claim that their pussy isn't used as a tool is a fat fuckin' lie!

Posted by: murry on April 1, 2005 02:57 AM

I think women definitely use their sexuality as a tool or weapon whenever possible but men have their little tricks also...a woman in the beginning of a relationship might be more seductive than usual..she might do things in bed that she knows while she's sucking on ya' she ain't gonna do that AGAIN. Men are cunning too honey...bringing flowers and candy and gifts..holding the door open for you..pulling your chair long does that shit usually last? Oh and I love when a man will excuse himself because he passes gas in front of the BEGINNING...later on he's farting in bed and trying to smother you with the men don't have a pussy to use but they damn sure try to TRAIN and TAME it our fault when the animal trainer gets bit sometimes?

Posted by: sandy on April 1, 2005 04:25 AM

Holy Crap,, I just looked at the times of some of these posts. You people need to get a life. Women are women and men are men nothing will ever change that. The first cave man didn't get laid unless he brought home a dead animal, not much has changed really.

Posted by: James Old Guy on April 1, 2005 08:29 AM

Help! I got attacked last night by the redhead! She IS using that thing as a weapon!!!! Help! Help!!!

On second thought...I DON'T need help...

Posted by: robert on April 1, 2005 09:15 AM

WTF! I'm trying to come back on Sandy's post but I can't stop laughing.

TRAIN it and TAME it Indeed! That shit bites back!

Sandy did, however, confirm what us guys all know:

What's the difference between a job and a wife?

Answer: After three years the job still sucks!

Posted by: Ed on April 1, 2005 10:23 AM damn right Ed.. :)

Posted by: sandy on April 1, 2005 10:36 AM

This is a hoot!

Blow job etiquette
( By a woman )

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.

2. Extension to rule #1- So if you get one, be grateful.

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw; it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.

4. Extension to rule #3- No I DON'T have to swallow.

5. My ears are NOT handles.

6. Extension to rule#5- do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?!?

7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get it is NEVER OK to fart.

8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" get it through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just YOU can't have sex right now.

9. Extension to #8- "Blue balls" might have worked on high school girls- if youre that desperate, jerk off and leave me alone

10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it"for you.

11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.

12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.

13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.

14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.

15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blowjobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.

16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning".

A Man's Rebuttal

1. First of all, yes you are obligated to do it. If you don't we will find someone (younger, prettier, and dirtier) who will.

2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.

3. You want to talk about farting? does the word "queef" mean anything to you?

4. I will use your ears as I see fit. Don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.

5. When you're on period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop your bitching and moaning. Suck it up.

6. Speaking of which, if are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get, trust me.

7. You bitch about the taste but trust me when I tell you that we get the shit end of the stick in flavor country.

8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.

9. Play with the balls.

10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.

11. Caress the ass, too. WE like that.

12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old and fat and looking for some action, gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep".

13. I If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?

Posted by: Ed on April 1, 2005 01:32 PM

Acidman sez: "I had the nerve to suggest that many wimmen use sex as a weapon in life..."

Actually for that to be a correct statement you pretty much need to drop the word "many" from that statement. And I think that's where a lot of people got pissed off. If you were referring to a particular group of women (say, "Divas" for instance) you did a piss-poor job of making the distinction.

I won't argue with you that a lot of them do it, but your rant was pretty much "all of them do it" -- and that was pretty off base.

Posted by: Strider on April 1, 2005 05:56 PM

I know a man that gets pussy only on saturday night. She has him trained and he is pure pussy whipped, Cat.

Posted by: catfish on April 1, 2005 06:05 PM

I agree with ya Acid.
Any that deny that most women use sex as a tool is a damn liar or blind. Happens in the real word and in cyber space. Truth is .. most guys eat that shit up. But a smart man knows better. I'm a woman and when I see it happening I just laugh and shake my head. I'm too blunt (possibly mean) to stoop to that level. Not saying I would NEVER use it.. but it would have to be a last resort for desperate cause.

Posted by: Aiyanna on April 21, 2005 11:11 AM
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