Gut Rumbles

March 10, 2005

a blog poll

Name five absolute, no-talent dickwads who are famous and highly-paid celebrities today. Here's MY list:

#1 Larry King

#2 Peter Jennings

#3 Nancy Pelosi

#4 William Raspberry

#5 Maureen Dowd

If you can do better than that list, I'd like to see yours.


Andy Rooney. I can't stand that idiot.

Posted by: Alaska Kim on March 10, 2005 04:22 PM




Stupid, stupid, stupid, giddy, giddy, bitch.

Posted by: Maggie on March 10, 2005 04:29 PM

Vanna White...or any game show host...I could read info off a card too :)

Posted by: sandy on March 10, 2005 04:29 PM

Maggie..I'm so glad you said Katie...she absolutely unnerves me and everytime I say that people go.."why? she's great.." I hate her...really..

Posted by: sandy on March 10, 2005 04:30 PM

Thank you, Sandy. Misery loves company.

Posted by: Maggie on March 10, 2005 04:47 PM

Don't forget ALL the fucking weather persons all over the U.S. who get paid shitloads of money to GUESS AND READ A TELEPROMPTER and interrupt my favorite TV shows because there's a thunderstorm 500 miles away from me. I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK!!!! THOSE ASSHOLES ARE USELESS!!!!!!!!

Posted by: DaneBramage on March 10, 2005 05:24 PM

Danebramage -- no kidding. I don't know how many times lately I've been watching something really good on tv and the show gets interrupted because of some news footage of a friggin mud slide in California. A couple years ago we had a massive earthquake here and no one said squat about that. Not to mention the 7 or 8 feet of snow we got here this winter in a matter of a week or two. I'm tired of hearing about whiney-assed rain in California.

Posted by: Alaska Kim on March 10, 2005 05:40 PM

You forgot Molly Ivins...


Posted by: JohnW on March 10, 2005 05:43 PM

Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are both useless blood suckers. Add them to your list.

Posted by: Sunflower on March 10, 2005 06:20 PM

I don't know about the rest of you but Michael Jackson is getting on my last fuckin nerve lately.

Posted by: Chablis on March 10, 2005 06:31 PM

Chablis -- I'm sick of him too. And Martha Stewart.

Posted by: Alaska Kim on March 10, 2005 06:55 PM

Bill O'Reilly...Egotistical ASSHOLE.

Posted by: Morey on March 10, 2005 06:57 PM

Morey -- the funny thing is Bill O'Reilly doesn't give a rats ass WHAT you think! He'd tell you you are a pinhead.

Posted by: Alaska Kim on March 10, 2005 07:09 PM

1. Rosie O'Donnell (slash my wrists!)

2. Edward Asner (die, vampire, die!)

3. Judy Woodruff (woof!)

4. Charlie Sheen (it's in the genes!)

5. Paula Zahn (no longer eye candy!)

Posted by: Mark Alexander on March 10, 2005 07:55 PM

1. Fifty Cent (and ALL other rappers)

2. Vanna White

3. Katie Couric

4. Bill Maher

5. Michael Moore

Posted by: Jim - PRS on March 10, 2005 08:46 PM

1. Katie Couric (insert favorite term of endearment here - rhymes with 'hunt')
2. Bill Maher ("I peed my pants! It's Bush's fault!")
3. Andy Rooney ("Did you ever notice what happens when you pull my finger?")
4. Larry King ("Hillary? Yeah, I'd do her")
5. Dan Rather (investigative journalist extraordinaire)

Posted by: El Jefe on March 11, 2005 07:26 AM

Katie Couric - Smugness squared
Al Franken - Captain of the looney left
Janeane Garafalo - Angry, Ugly, Talentless....Triple threat
Ted Kennedy - Jabba The Nut
Jesse Jackson - Race Pimp Warlord
John Kerry - Pepe le Pew
Ashlee Simpson - like do I like have to like explain
Rosie O - Boobs on a bull

They are also very useful idiots.

Posted by: Tony on March 11, 2005 10:23 AM

Fat Teddy (Kennedy) and Anna Nicole Smith are right at the top of my list.

Posted by: girl on March 11, 2005 11:13 AM

Anna Nicole Smith
Nina "Giggles" Totenberg
Kevin "The Postman" Costner
Victoria Gotti
Maury Povich and his slut wife

Posted by: Ric on March 11, 2005 04:01 PM

One Horrid Bunch

1. Whoopi Goldberg (visually and emotionally disturbing)

2. Gwyneth Paltrow (so dumb)

3. Dr. Fucking Phil (hate the prick)

4. Michael Moore (don't get me started)

5. Paris Hilton (seriously --)

Posted by: Lori on March 11, 2005 05:08 PM

Star from The View
Mollie Ivins
Jimmy Carter
Bill Moyers
Katie Couric

Posted by: dick on March 11, 2005 10:34 PM

Who the fuck is William Raspberry?

Posted by: Larry on March 11, 2005 11:27 PM

These are my five candidates. They are collectively worth one Triple-smegmated dead baby moose cock:

#1 Howard Stern

#2 Ted (bridge over troubled water) Kennedy

#3 Al Franken

#4 Michael Moore

#5 Sean Penn

Posted by: rimfirejones on March 12, 2005 01:17 PM

1. Bill Maher (not exactly a deep thinker)

2. Sean Penn (self-explanatory)

3. Ben Affleck (who would he be without Damon?)

4. J. Garofolo (stupid and opinionated -- not a good combination)

5. Barbra Streisand (see #4)

Posted by: CitadelGrad on March 12, 2005 03:00 PM

I no longer watch the Today's Show, Ie the 'Katie-let me show you some leg-Show'. She's run a compliment into an obvious ground. Don't get me wrong, I like nice legs, but she is so pitifully obvious in her exploiting her leg show !.
Her interviews.. well that's another subject, with her "I know that..."... phrase every other sentence. She asks them a question, then proceeds to answer them herself ! who's she trying to impress, the interviewee , us, or herself ? ?? Goodbye Today Show... Hello Good Morning America

Posted by: jim on June 7, 2005 09:36 PM

I agree with you all..Katie Couric is bit much..
her wholesomeness went down the drain a few
years ago when she started all these changes..
I sometimes check on the show just to see how
different she looks..sometimes it changes
day to day!!

And those legs need to be covered up!!! We've seen enough of them.

Do ya think she ever keeps up with what folks are

Posted by: SusanK on October 3, 2005 12:36 PM
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