Gut Rumbles

March 07, 2005

dragged off and shot

Yep. That's what should happen to this blogger. "A recent graduate from Texas Tech University with a double major degree in Biology and Exercise & Sports Science (with a concentration in Exercise & Health Promotion), I thought I'd use this forum to post information related to those topics."

Well, I'm a graduate of life and I double-majored in cigarette smoke and booze, with a minor in chasing pussy. I use my forum to post information related to those topics.

I think my stories are better.


Don't think I will be spending much time reading that post. My life experiences tend to lead me more in your lifestyle.

Posted by: James Old Guy on March 7, 2005 02:59 PM


Posted by: Wendi on March 7, 2005 03:03 PM

That one made me giggle. And yep, your stories rock.

Posted by: caltechgirl on March 7, 2005 03:12 PM

ROFLMAO! Yeah, I know'd I listen to you before the other guy!

Posted by: Maeve on March 7, 2005 03:23 PM

And to think that just the other day you were extoling the virtues of a college education. I majored in chasing trim and minored in amatuer pharmacology.

Posted by: Florida Bill on March 7, 2005 03:36 PM

Florida Bill, how come you didn't double minor in that great "Underwater basket weaving" .... working with hemp is very therapeutic.

Posted by: Maggie on March 7, 2005 04:30 PM

Now, I thought you majored in chasing pussy?
I am SO disillusioned. Make it right.

Posted by: Wichi Dude on March 7, 2005 06:21 PM

It's not "amateur pharmacology", FL Bill, it's "modern chemistry" :)

Posted by: caltechgirl on March 7, 2005 09:36 PM

Naw, he only minored in it because he thought it was about cats.

Posted by: McGehee on March 7, 2005 09:37 PM

I am a big believer in better living thru chemistry. While I still think working with hemp is quite therapeutic, there are certain chemicals that I would no longer imbibe, but I wouldn't trade those experiences for anything.

Posted by: Florida Bill on March 8, 2005 08:05 AM

... In other words, he spent his parents' tuition money on majoring in Pys ed.

Posted by: Insert-Name-Here on March 8, 2005 11:01 AM

Um, no, INM, that would be Psy, aa in Psylocibin.

Posted by: Justthisguy on March 9, 2005 02:06 AM

Dang! I do know that preview is my friend, what can I say, I've had too much to drink tonight!
That's "as" and Psylocibin.

Which reminds me.

I've read that Psylocibin mushrooms are getting hard to find, these days.

Any thoughts?

Posted by: Justthisguy on March 9, 2005 02:18 AM
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