Gut Rumbles

March 07, 2005

i knew she had a mean streak

I read this post and thought back upon my own childhood. I have a younger brother. When I got bored, I would beat him up, just for the hell of it.

Take a rainy day, with both of you cooped up inside the house and it doesn't require much time before you decide, "I'm bored. I think I'll whip my little brother's ass." You DO IT, too, just because he's there and he's your little brother and that's what little brothers are for.

I usually got my own ass tore up by mama or daddy for picking on my brother, but the spanking was worth it. I wasn't bored anymore.

I remember two things about Dave as we grew up together. First, it was okay for ME to whip his ass, but if YOU picked on my brother, you'd better be ready to fight me, too. I'd whip his ass one minute, then fight anybody else who tried the same thing the next. That's still a complicated situation to think about today. In my mind, it was okay for ME to kick my brother's ass, but you'd better not try it unless you could kick MY ass, too.

Second, my brother wouldn't fight anybody when he was young except ME. I never understood that. He would allow people to bully him, pick on him and throw rocks at him and he never fought back. But he would tear into ME at the drop of a hat, KNOWING that I was gonna whip his ass. If he had fought those bullies the way he fought me, he wouldn't have had any bullies picking on him.

Of course, he grew up to be a high-octane attorney. Pick on him today and he'll fuck you up in court. Maybe he was planning this shit all along.

My brother is a smart guy.


I imagine my brother as a child was very similar in nature to Acidman as a child.

He was a pain. in. my. ass!

Posted by: Key on March 7, 2005 11:54 AM

Rob, as a fellow *older brother*, I tell you, you speak truth. I could whomp on my brother as my needs or wants dictated. He would tease or annoy me because as a little brother that was *his job*. But lord help ANYONE ELSE from even thinking about messing with him. A couple of wanna-be bullies sported bloody noses as testament to that fact.

The years have past, and the miles between us are large, but we are closer then we've ever been. He is my (used to be) little brother, and I'll always cover his back, any time, no questions it should be.

Posted by: Guy S. on March 7, 2005 01:53 PM

Brings me back to the good ole days when I would pound the shit out of my younger twin brothers. Makes me laugh to think about it now!

Posted by: Stephanie on March 7, 2005 04:06 PM
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