Gut Rumbles

March 05, 2005

i'll be got-damned!

battle axe.bmp

Somebody found a picture of my bloodless cunt ex-wife and posted it on the internet. I know that it resembles a battle-axe, but that's damn sure her.


I thought that was the item you would rather have used for the divorce, if you'd known then what you know now...

Posted by: McGehee on March 5, 2005 06:05 PM

Phhhhffttttt! Dammit, there goes another 20 minutes I have to use to clean pepsi off my monitor....

My axe forgives you for the insult :)

Posted by: Graumagus on March 5, 2005 06:28 PM


I thought it was a picture of Beth. Did your wife have a twin sister? ;-)

Posted by: Chablis on March 5, 2005 08:23 PM

I know the type...cut you both ways...coming and going.

Posted by: Yabu on March 5, 2005 11:23 PM

This question is distasteful, but I can't help myself.

What's up with the "Bloodless cunt"? You perfer "Bloody cunts" instead?

Posted by: ErikZ on March 6, 2005 12:44 AM

Looks like the one wielded by William Wallace’s sidekick Man Mountain Hamish at the battle of Stirling Bridge. I've never understood how a woman can be described as such a glorious instrument.

Posted by: Ivan Ivanovich on March 6, 2005 08:13 AM
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