Gut Rumbles

February 27, 2005

the perfidy of wimmen

Don't tell me that wimmen aren't scheming, sick, deviant cunts of the very worst order. I MARRIED one of those and I see more and more evidence of their presence every day. Just read this post.

I rest my case. Nobody but a scheming, sick, deviant cunt would even THINK of doing such a thing. But she did.

There is one thing that has always bothered me greatly about a "woman's right to choose." That would be the rights of the father, or more exactly, the lack thereof. Under current law, a man's "right to choose" basically extends to not getting naked with a woman. After that son, you're fucked.

All you young men, gather 'round and listen to those last words. "You are fucked". Yea, verily, it is true. You can't even trust a goddam blow-job anymore.

Here we have a case where a woman performs ORAL SEX on a man, saves the consummation of the act and then inserts the semen into herself for the purpose of getting pregnant. Once this mission is accomplished, she sues for child support. And WINS!!!

Don't we live in a wonderful world?


Ya gotta admit that was some pretty accurate spitting to get herself conceived!

Posted by: Nate on February 27, 2005 02:34 PM

Your opening statement about women is too sweeping. I'd prefer it to read 'some' women. The vast majority of us wouldn't resort to that level of deceit. That quibble apart I agree that child support should not have been sought, nor should it have been awarded.

Posted by: Nelly on February 27, 2005 03:58 PM

Well, she chose well. He was a DOCTOR! Lostsa folding.

Posted by: JimBob on February 27, 2005 05:05 PM

When in doubt......pull it out

Posted by: Robert on February 27, 2005 05:32 PM

Robert, that's what I'm wishing those judges' fathers had done.

Posted by: McGehee on February 27, 2005 08:04 PM

As word of this kind of behavior gets out and about, I betcha that wimmin will have a hard time finding smart guys older than, say, 35, who will have anything to do with them. With the exception, of course, of honest, conscientious whores, who will say (I'm quoting from one well-regarded pro's Web site) " You're not paying me to fuck, so much as you're paying me to go away and leave you alone after we're done. I charge lots of money, and I earn it."

I'm paraphrasing, it's been a long time since I've looked at her site. There's no way I could afford her services. Seems a smart, rational woman. Hope she don't catch no nasty diseases.

Posted by: Justthisguy on February 27, 2005 08:26 PM

The only way a man can be safe, is to neutered at the age of 16.

Posted by: Catfish on February 27, 2005 09:16 PM

In defense of the woman, she says she got pregnant the old-fashioned way. Its a case of he said, she said. I don't know who to believe.

Posted by: summer on February 27, 2005 11:03 PM

For once, Rob and I concur. @JimBob, I thought **she** was the doctor! I had to drop a comment over at his blog. That was just too much. The part that kills me is the part about "What is the kid going to think if he thinks his daddy doesn't care! -- accompanied by much clucking and hand wringing -- the bigger question is what is he going to think of his mother and HER deceit?

And if the appellate court felt the act was such that no reasonable person could have possibly thought a pregnancy could result, doesn't that blow child support right out of the water?

This is one instance where a women has made her bed and now should be made to lie in it. Alone. With no child support.

Posted by: Joni on February 27, 2005 11:29 PM

I think you make too much a generalization in your first sentence. Not all women, or even most women, are scheming, sick, deviant cunts. Most single mothers are raising kids on their own due to mutual divorce; and most of those mothers receive child support to help raise those children. But there are cases, and you'd have to agree with me on this one, where fathers turn their backs on the family, walks out and never bothers to look back. Those are the kids who have it tough, and I don't just mean monetarily, either!

Posted by: Michele on February 28, 2005 07:36 AM

If this isn't one of the more fucked things i've heard in my short 24 years. I've avoided kids this far in my 8 years of getting blowjobs, but now I have to use protection?! Next time I get some head, I think i'll have to hold the bitches mouth closed until she swallows!!!

Posted by: Dan the pissed off bastard on March 6, 2005 03:57 AM
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