February 24, 2005
more blog wisdom
I don't want to hear any whines about "context" here. You wrote the words and I quoted them. That's all. Deny THAT FACT!!!! I chose judiciously to make you look as ridiculous as possible, but I did it for a perfectly noble reason. I wanted to humiliate you.
So, without further fanfare, I present some actual quotes from blogs that I read when I hear those voices in my head late at night:
This is it folks. By this time next week, I will be 30 years oldsingle southern guy
Fuck you, you whelp of a pup of a young'un of a sprout.
You know your career has hit rock bottom when you're publishing quotes from "Dogsnot Diaries".dog snot diaries
I knew I was a goner when I started READING Dog Snot Diaries.
it's hard to feel confident and sexy when your lunch consisted of Twinkies.zonker
Yeah, I know that YOU didn't eat the Twinkie, because you're all robust, well-dressed, confident and sexy. Well... Fuck YOU, too.
FUCK the pope. The old bastard forgets sometimes that he isn't God.my daughter.
I just wish I could get that girl to open up sometimes...
I could use a drink.queenie.
How about a couple of lines of coke, two joints, three downers, FOUR uppers, a handfull of these of these yellow pills (I don't know what those are. I think they came from a veternarian's office.) and a morphene patch? Wash THAT down with a drink. You'll like the in-laws a lot better.
As I've said before, this ain't rocket surgerydash riprock.
Was that supposed to be funny? I hope so, because I laughed.
Iím lucky I can remember my name at the end of the day.the red neck.
What IS your name, Alfred? And what are you doing with MY money in YOUR wallet? Hand it over, right now. (That trick can be worth more than $100 sometimes!)
See why I am such a pathetic creature--- ...a poor player who struts and frets his hour upon the stage...? I READ that crap, that's why!!!
Bejus help me.
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