Gut Rumbles

February 24, 2005

confident and sexy

I'll be the first to admit that I don't understand the way wimmen think, so I believe that the question on this post is unfair. What do I do to make myself feel confident and sexy? I don't have a clue.

I like to be clean and well-groomed, but that's not something I do to attract wimmen. I just don't like feeling grungy. It makes me itch. Plus, I cannot stand having dirty fingernails or untrimmed toenails. That's my big obsessive-compulsive disorder. I brush my teeth because I dislike going to the dentist.
I don't wear cologne, but I don't want to stink, either; therefore, I bathe.

I'm a regular clothes-horse. I LOVE dressing to the nines, as long as that involves nothing fancier than blue jeans, tee-shirts and sandals. I own one suit and a tie, but I have no idea where either one is and I ain't in any hurry to go find them, either. The last time I really dressed up nice, I ended up walking down Duval Street in Key West wearing a bright red sarong. I was beautiful.

Confidence is something I've never had a problem with, except for maybe having too much. "He's a cocky little bastard, isn't he?" a lot of people say. They are correct, too. I've just never been afraid to make some noise and speak my mind.

Do wimmen find a gray silver-haired, 50ish man in blue jeans, tee-shirt and sandals who speaks his mind sexy? Some do, some don't. I don't want a woman attracted to a coat and tie. I wear what makes ME comfortable. I don't dress to impress. I seldom wear underwear.

I believe the qualities that make me totally irresistable to most wimmen are my Southern charm, my clever wit and my ability to answer totally obscure trivia questions. Those and a wallet full of $100 bills, of course.

Confidence I have in abundance. Sexy? I don't even know how to define that quality from a woman's perspective. Some really ugly bastards end up with some really beautuful babes, so I don't believe that "sexy" can BE defined when wimmen look at men. Ain't no telling what will attract them.

I am who I am and I'm fairly comfortable with that person. That's good enough for me.


I think that's the whole point.

Confidence IS sexy, whether you obtain that confidence innately or by design.

A sense of humor doesn't hurt, either.

; )

Posted by: Christina on February 24, 2005 12:58 PM

Do you wear socks with those sandals?

Posted by: Nelly on February 24, 2005 01:28 PM

Nelly, you should be dragged off and shot for asking that question. OF COURSE NOT!!!!

Posted by: Acidman on February 24, 2005 01:31 PM

That's ok then.

Posted by: Nelly on February 24, 2005 03:54 PM

Even I know this one. A little something that yeast cells excrete?

Posted by: Dave Munger on February 24, 2005 06:24 PM

I LOVE when men don't wear skivvies.....especially in blue jeans.....espeically button fly blue jeans

Posted by: Tina on February 24, 2005 10:39 PM

Tina, only wimmen like button-fly blue jeans.
Give me a zipper any day.

Posted by: Acidman on February 25, 2005 12:28 AM

You wear sandals in public?


Posted by: D.J. M.B. on February 25, 2005 12:46 PM
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