Gut Rumbles

February 23, 2005

words of wisdom

These are actual quotes from bloggers I read regularly. I go to them whenever I'm feeling mentally ill.

I went blank. Hell, Iím still blank. Iíve been like that for a few days now. I think Iím going back to bed now. Just Damn!
dax montana
For those of you wondering how someone as savvy as myself could be so irresponsible as to have maxed out my credit cards... Well, I'll have you know that I have absolutely nothing to show for it.
key monroe
"I am hammered."
Eric the Red.
"Why are you on the internet? Where did you go to lunch? I don't like your friends."
My wife wants a crossbow. A real "bad" one, with a scope. How cool is that?

sam moore

I knew absolutely nothing about what I was getting into, but I jumped in anyway.
dogs don't purr.

You see the kind of people I hang out with? No wonder guys in white coats chase me around and want to throw me in a rubber room. They think I'm crazy.

And I may very well be.


Have I told you you are a beautiful bastard lately?

Posted by: Velociman on February 23, 2005 10:59 PM


The rest of the post did contain words of wisdom! But I'm not going to "out of context" lecture, because I am still laughing.

Give me a minute...

Posted by: Key on February 23, 2005 11:22 PM

Shouldn't that read "throw me in a half rubber room"???

Posted by: Jay G on February 23, 2005 11:54 PM

... truth, my brother... HAMMERED....

Posted by: Eric on February 24, 2005 07:44 AM

I prefer to think of it as 'stupidly happy' instead of crazy!

Posted by: Michele on February 24, 2005 09:03 AM

"feeling mentally ill". I'll take that as a compliment!!!

Posted by: Sam on February 24, 2005 02:25 PM

Thanks for the link, Acidman! It's true.....I never know what I'm getting myself into!

Posted by: DogsDon'tPurr on February 24, 2005 02:53 PM
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