Gut Rumbles
 

February 14, 2005

a two-fer

I can be both a gun-nut and a swine with this list.

Why pistols are better than wimmen:

10 - YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. 9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD. 8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES. 7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP. 6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO. 5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE. 4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH. 3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?" 2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

and the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!

(Link shamelessly stolen from here.)

Comments

All very true and thanks again for the linkage and the traffic!

Posted by: Florida Bill on February 14, 2005 03:29 PM

1. ... but not if it's a revolver!

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on February 14, 2005 09:33 PM

Oh, you could buy one all right, Ralph. It's just that on a revolver it would be no more useful than on a woman.

Posted by: McGehee on February 14, 2005 10:55 PM
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