Gut Rumbles

January 19, 2005

what is beautiful

I'm not going to link the post because she ceremoniously de-linked ME, but I do kinda like the question:

So what I'm really wondering here - guys, this is for you - is this: What is sexy? And I mean physically, so don't cop out and give me that "a woman with a brain is sooo sexy" line. Do you honestly like a woman who looks like she hasn't eaten since the last time the Mets won the world series? Is a woman whose protruding rib cage could conceivably pierce you during sex hot? Would you prefer a woman with a D cup and few pounds on her or an A cup with a child's waistline? Would you date a woman who is over a size 7? Over a size ten? Do you hold yourself to the same standards of physical perfection that you do the women you choose to date/pick up/marry?

I believe that the first things I notice about a woman--- and it's a quick, one-two punch--- are her hair and her ass. The hair can be any color or any style, but if it looks good on her, I notice, and I am attracted. And I just plainly and simply find a pretty female ass the most erotic thing in the world. God did good when he molded that design.

I don't give a damn about bra sizes. I'm not really a big-tit guy. Don't get me wrong--- I like nay-nays as much as any man--- but I prefer softballs, or even tennis balls, over basketballs. That's just my choice of equipment. Sometimes you can have too much of a good thing.

Pretty feet and red toenails are an important component of MY IDEAL DREAM-WOMAN. If you're wearing sandals when you meet me, trust one thing for sure: as soon as I finish checking your hair and your ass, I'm gonna check your toes. If they are painted red and pretty, you pick up all kinds of extra points for hair and ass right away.

I also like a woman with some meat on her frame. (I'm going to piss some people off here, but it won't be the first time I've done it.) I just don't find really BIG wimmen very attractive. I like "Rubenesque" wimmen. You know, soft and round and nice to spoon with at night, but not... well, never mind. With nice hair, a great ass and pretty red toenails.

See? I don't ask for much.

I can't hold myself to the same standards of beauty I seek in a woman because those are two different things. I need to GAIN WEIGHT!!! I look anorexic now. But I bathe, I shave, I keep my nails groomed and I brush my teeth. I wear clean clothes. I occasionally get a haircut, too. I try not to appear embarassingly ugly, but that's about as far as I go. Guys can get away with that. A lot of wimmen could, too, but they don't think so; therefore, wimmen try harder.

Those are MY thoughts on what's sexy.


Women get the short end of the stick as far as looks are concerned. Women can look beyond (relatively ugly men) while men won't cast a sober second look at an unattractive woman. This doesn't always hold true when men are drunk though.

I like thin women. Not twigs per se, but thin and fit. A nice tight ass is way better than titties. I concur with Rob - I'm just looking for something to hold. They don't have to be D's. I actually prefer smaller titties.

A good complexion is also highly valued.

Posted by: Michael on January 19, 2005 01:28 PM

A nice tight ass is way better than titties.

Yeah, but only if the cheeks are nicely rounded. A flat ass don't do nothing for me.

Posted by: McGehee on January 19, 2005 01:31 PM

Facial features: high cheekbones and an angular jawline do it for me. Then comes the 'bod'. I like a woman who takes care of herself and stays fit but is not waif-like or anoxeric. See: Latetia Casta (the large meat-balloons are a bonus). Calista Flockharts need not apply here.

The young boy look is perpetuated by fashion designers and Hollywood. I truly do not personally know anyone who finds these type of women attractive. Lara Flynn Boyle? What a waste of a beautiful face.

On the other hand, I am not attracted at all to overweight women. Would I date a woman who is larger than a size 7? Probably not. I am not into a woman who doesn't want to take care of the only body she will ever have. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know some people have a condition or disease that precludes them from losing weight; but they are few and far between.

Although I could never be called a metrosexual, I do take care of myself. 3-4 times a week to the gym or karate class, successful business owner, clean clothes, shaving etc. If I were an unemployed, unkempt, fat slob, I wouldn't expect my physical ideal of a woman to be attracted to me.

Posted by: rightisright on January 19, 2005 02:04 PM

"Would you prefer a woman with a D cup and few pounds on her"

Not just yeah, but HELL YEAH.

I'll take Right's rejects. Give me the big sisters... More cushion for the pushin'!!!

And if they happen to be DD or E's, all the better... {/pig mode}

Posted by: Jay G. on January 19, 2005 03:15 PM

I gotta agree with you about a girl with some meat on her. I hate seeing ribcages on girls. It is just creepy.

Posted by: Chris on January 19, 2005 03:59 PM

Just remember,screwing a skinny girl is like doing a burlap sack full of deer horns...........But each to their own taste,just remember the old school cheer: .........I like em big...........I like em small.............I like em anyway at all..............RAW RAW RAW...

Posted by: big al on January 19, 2005 04:23 PM

I'm a tit man, no question. And I prefer, from an aesthetic perspective, little over large.

But I've been married to a perfect middle of the road, an obsessive skinny type, and a comfortably large woman.

The marriage that is still on, and lasted longer than the others, is the comfortable one.

For me, at least now, it's a lot more about what's in the package than what's wrapped around it.

And (sorry ladies) unlike the Acidman - I do not like painted toenails. At all. Ever.

Looks like if I'm ever single again, Acidman and I can hunt the same fields, 'cuz we'll be after different game!

Posted by: John of Argghhh! on January 19, 2005 04:56 PM

18 to 80, blind, cripple, or crazy .. Feet on one end, pussy on the other, the other is just "gravy" .. A man that wants to satisfy a woman, starts at her feet anyway.. The trick is to find one that lets you get that close..I never did learn to play the geetar..But I could get em drunk on that homemade wine tho..I'm a Mountain Man ya know, I'll mount anythang..O, gotta say that I like to look at girls asses over their tits. Buns of Steel has some good viewing !! Wild Bill sed dat..

Posted by: Wild Bill on January 19, 2005 05:23 PM

Redheads, large breasteses, lotsa meat, nice legs.

Rest is irrelevant.

Posted by: Kim du Toit on January 19, 2005 08:27 PM

On behalf of non-skinny women everywhere, thank you fellas (well, Kim, John, Chris and Jay, anyhow). :-)

And not to start a flame war, but RightIsRight, do you have any idea just how skinny a size seven is on any woman taller than 5'? And, just out of curiosity, when you find your ideal woman and get her pregnant and she "balloons" to a size ten, *then* what?

Posted by: Kathleen on January 19, 2005 09:17 PM

My favorite compliment to a woman I fancy, is "You have the ass of Venus!" See, I'm normal in one quality!

Oh, and Kathleen, there's been "grade inflation" or "numerical deceptive narcississtic kidding-yerself sales flattery" going on in wimmin's clothes sizes for years and years. I think the Armed Forces had to go to actual inch measurements for gals' uniforms, as the numerical sizes veered further and further from reality.

Posted by: Justthisguy on January 20, 2005 12:36 AM

Teri Polo is scary. Even the airbrushed Playboy pics don't do much for me ('cause I *know* the airbrushing hid some godawful bonyness.)

On the other hand I really dislike the "fake cantaloupes hanging from the clavicles" look too. Big or small, as long as they're real I like 'em, provided they're not droopy and/or wrinkled. I don't like fat either though, although I draw my line far further in the Rubinesque direction than a lot of guys might. Pleasantly plump is still ok to me, if it's not all cottage cheesy.

Hair is a big thing for me, the longer and more attractive the better. And a nice ass. That's why I find THIS woman rather intriguing (and why I jumped at her "premium ad space" offer). :D

But the best thing about getting older is that the field of women I can appreciate and ogle gets wider every year. I shudder to think of what that will mean to me at age 60, but nevertheless...

Posted by: Desert Cat on January 20, 2005 02:14 AM


You're more'n welcome, ma'am...

Of course, it begs the question: Do y'all like the larger men?


Posted by: Jay G. on January 20, 2005 10:30 AM


Hard to imagine though it may be, I've got a thing for stocky balding guys. Especially if they've got a goatee. I have no idea where this attraction comes from; it just is. :-) And that's how it always was, even when I *was* thin and "hot". In other words: how YOU doin'? ;-)

Posted by: Kathleen on January 20, 2005 08:35 PM

I like the brick shithouse type figure.

Posted by: Dan on January 21, 2005 03:06 AM

Darlin', I'm not balding. I'm bald. I shave the whole damn melon every day. Figure if it's a choice between looking like an accountant or a biker, I'll take biker.

'Specially since I am one.

(And yeah, I've got a goatee, too...)

Posted by: Jay G. on January 21, 2005 08:37 AM

In that case, I repeat: how YOU doin'? ;-)

Posted by: Kathleen on January 21, 2005 05:28 PM

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