Gut Rumbles
 

January 09, 2005

value pak

I'm worth $1,610,234.91! How much are you worth?

Comments

$1,868,889.81 is the number it threw back at me. I'll take the lump sum payout please.

Posted by: RedNeck on January 9, 2005 06:16 PM

$2,564,989.76. I think the lack of cigarettes and dope did it.

Posted by: Patrick on January 9, 2005 06:38 PM

Proof positive that women are undervalued in our society. I answered all of the questions as a male and wound up with 1.8 mill, went back in and gave the exact same answers as a female (except for the penis/cup size) and was worth only 1.5 mill.

Personally, I would pay a lot more for a woman, so what gives.?

Posted by: Circa Bellum on January 9, 2005 06:44 PM

I'm worth $2,030,291.94! How much are you worth?

Ah, that's nothing after taxes.

Posted by: jmflynny on January 9, 2005 06:44 PM

As a man, however, I am worth $2,434,655.83. Of course, that would be at 5'5" in height.

I wonder what 6'1" would get me?

Posted by: jmflynny on January 9, 2005 06:48 PM

$1,805,055.08!

Posted by: Moogie on January 9, 2005 06:56 PM

I was only worth $1,531,802.29.
I feel so cheap!

Posted by: DogsDon'tPurr on January 9, 2005 07:39 PM

$2,375,730.38

And I did smoke pot and tobacco ... frequently!

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on January 9, 2005 08:22 PM

Ok, with all this male/female stuff, and this cigs & dope... Somebody's GOT to ask how much is pecker length worth?

Posted by: RedNeck on January 9, 2005 08:23 PM

3.3 million, It must be the chicken choking questions. Honestly I don't feel like it.

Posted by: Billy Budd on January 9, 2005 08:49 PM

Well JMFLYNNY, I am 6"5" but hung like a chipmunk so I doubt that is it.

Posted by: Billy Budd on January 9, 2005 08:51 PM

1.6 million. Po white trash.....where do I cash in?

Posted by: Robert on January 9, 2005 10:59 PM

I'm worth $1,951,380.40. Can I get a reverse mortgage on that?

Posted by: Gahrie on January 10, 2005 01:50 AM

Do you think the value would go up or down if you were masturbating while you were taking the test?

Posted by: Robert on January 10, 2005 02:24 AM

Now I feel dirty!

Posted by: wes jackson on January 10, 2005 03:30 AM

$2,203,420.19. Not bad. For a girl.

Posted by: Chablis on January 10, 2005 04:14 AM

$2,591,842.86, now what the hell is the eighty six cents for?

Posted by: James Old Guy on January 10, 2005 08:10 AM

$3,034,699.40. So, I looked around the site for a methodology or an explanation on this test, but couldn't find one. Any ideas? I'm a geezer...59...so there's obviously no premium on youth. And the cigs/pot thingies were "yes." Damned if I can figger this out!

Posted by: MSgt Buck on January 10, 2005 08:43 AM

$2,537,998.27

Posted by: Tony on January 10, 2005 10:57 AM

$2,261,539.59

Posted by: John on January 10, 2005 11:17 AM

$2,695,184.17

Based on that?

Posted by: Kevin Baker on January 10, 2005 07:12 PM

$2,675,489.53...

I'd give up the $2mil to have the $675k.

Posted by: brian on January 11, 2005 06:17 PM

BTW, the addition of an inch of cock will cost you $5k from a surgeon, but adds $15k to your overall value.

Talk about a bargain!

Posted by: brian on January 11, 2005 06:21 PM
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