Gut Rumbles

January 09, 2005

the man is a perv

Oh, come ON! You think this woman is a "hottie?" I don't. Sure, I'd do her at the drop of a hat, but she's not exactly what I would chase really full-tilt. She's got a lot of starch and I admire her for being unconventional, but she just doesn't DO IT for me, even though I am conviced that redheads are sexier than blondes.

If I'm going to indulge in some fantasy, I want Nichole Kidman, Sandra Bulloch, Rudi Baktiar and Martha Stewart in my bed, all at the same time. I want Nichole to be my wanton slut because I yearn to talk dirty to her. I want to defile Sandra, just to say that I did Miss Goody Two-Shoes with abandon and she LIKED IT!!! Rudi--- well I'm not the #1 Google-search find for "Rudi Baktiar+blow job" for nothing.

As far as Martha goes... I just want to see how far she WILL go. If she screws the way she cooks, she'd be a really hot dish to sample. I'd like to show her some REAL "Jailhouse Rock."

But that's just me. Maybe I am more perverted than Kim is.


I'll take Kidman and Sandra, have no idea who Rudi is, but Martha Stewart? And you're calling Kim a pervert? Man, that's just twisted... though I agree that his current skin pic isn't all that hot. Liiiittle bit old for me.

But then again, I'm 21 and male. I wouldn't say no to her. What was it Andrew Dice Clay said? "Two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat"?

Posted by: Adam Lawson on January 9, 2005 04:33 PM


Posted by: Bill Dennis on January 9, 2005 05:01 PM

I've always thought that Sharon Lawrence was the most beautiful redhead around but, then again, being a woman, my idea of beauty is probably different than a man's.

Decide for yourself:

Posted by: jmflynny on January 9, 2005 07:19 PM

Sharon Lawrence is definitely the hottest redhead, flynny. I've always thought she was hot. Fergie is no hottie in my book.

Rob, Sandra lives in Austin and she's not the goodie you think she is. She's getting ready to marry Jesse James - the LA biker dude.

Posted by: Dash on January 9, 2005 09:32 PM

Somebody oughta hit me with a stick, I saw the pics and the phrase, "Kim wants to be royally screwed," immediatly came to mind! I oughta be ashamed! OFS

Posted by: Old Fat Sailor on January 9, 2005 09:45 PM

Screw yew and the commenters above; the Duchess of York is a marvelous woman with a marvelous bottom. If the Hanover gang only knew what they had! The Spencer girl was all angular and, well, crazy. Owhell, at least her kids are taller than their Daddy. Not that I'm mad at Prince Charles, anyone who hates golf is a good guy in my estimation.

Posted by: Justthisguy on January 10, 2005 02:59 AM

The Duchess of Pork.

Posted by: Henry Blowfly on January 10, 2005 06:59 AM

Three years ago I was an Ops Mgmt type at a high-end web services company in SFO; one of our clients was Martha Stewart Omnimedia...we managed Martha Stewart's web site. I mentioned in a staff meeting one day that Martha was my current lust-object and the room just FELL OUT! I never did live that one down. But, they obviously didn't understand the "whole person" concept. I'm with you, Acidman...anyone that cooks like that has GOTTA be good!

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