January 03, 2005
bloggers I haven't met
I make a big deal about how wild and crazy a Jawja blog-meet is, and I'm not exaggerating a whole lot when I say it. Yeah, we party hardy. But if you look at the "Bloggers I've Met" list on my roll, you won't find a turd in the bunch. These are GOOD PEOPLE--- smart, articulate
You'll notice that the word "modest" didn't find its way into that last sentence. Ego? Naw, not the bloggers I've met. We all left that simplistic concept of ego in the rear-view mirror a long time ago. "Demi-Gods" is more accurate to describe the bloggers I know.
Here is a list of bloggers I HAVE NOT MET, but I really want to.
#1) He can run, but he can't hide. I'll track this bastard down, sooner or later, and have a beer with him. He lives in Jawja now, so he's not out of my reach.
#2) I want to see if this one is as intriguing in person as she is on her blog. I'll bet I could get her stirred into a rant if I tried.
#3) I've been reading this guy for years and I think he and I would hit it off well. That's gonna happen one fine day.
#4) This one is my favorite war correspondent. I've got my mama reading his blog now, because we're all sick and tired of the bullshit the MSM throws at us about the troops in Iraq. You can get the REAL scoop on his site, and I want to buy him a beer.
#5) He may be Canadian, but I owe this guy. I won't hold his country of origin against him. I believe in paying my debts, and I want to buy him a steak and all the beer he wants to drink.
#6) I'll be honest here. I want to see her tits. Yeah, I know that I'm a goddam swine, but I'm a MAN! What else did you expect?
#7) Okay, I want to see her tits, too. I TOLDJA that I was a swine.
#8) I want to go to man-camp and help cook a whole pig. Then, I want to tear off hunks of that pig and eat that sumbitch with my bare hands. I want to belch and fart around an open fire with this guy. I DON'T want to see his titties.
#9) I believe that if this guy and I got together in the same room, we could disrupt the fabric of the universe. The only way I know to prove my theory is to try it out some fine day.
#10) So SWEEEET. So MOTHERLY!!! So MIDWESTERN!!! I'd like to see her take a few slashes of Jawja home-made wine and run nekkid down a creek under the light of a full moon. I like tearing down icons.
ONE TO GROW ON:
Anybody who paints with her titties can't be all bad. I've never seen her titties, but I DO have a picture of some of her art. I think she's my kind of woman.
Beware, people. I may stalk you in the future.
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