Gut Rumbles

January 03, 2005

bloggers I haven't met

I make a big deal about how wild and crazy a Jawja blog-meet is, and I'm not exaggerating a whole lot when I say it. Yeah, we party hardy. But if you look at the "Bloggers I've Met" list on my roll, you won't find a turd in the bunch. These are GOOD PEOPLE--- smart, articulate about as shy as a stripper outgoing, vivacious and a lot of fun to be around.

You'll notice that the word "modest" didn't find its way into that last sentence. Ego? Naw, not the bloggers I've met. We all left that simplistic concept of ego in the rear-view mirror a long time ago. "Demi-Gods" is more accurate to describe the bloggers I know.

Here is a list of bloggers I HAVE NOT MET, but I really want to.

#1) He can run, but he can't hide. I'll track this bastard down, sooner or later, and have a beer with him. He lives in Jawja now, so he's not out of my reach.

#2) I want to see if this one is as intriguing in person as she is on her blog. I'll bet I could get her stirred into a rant if I tried.

#3) I've been reading this guy for years and I think he and I would hit it off well. That's gonna happen one fine day.

#4) This one is my favorite war correspondent. I've got my mama reading his blog now, because we're all sick and tired of the bullshit the MSM throws at us about the troops in Iraq. You can get the REAL scoop on his site, and I want to buy him a beer.

#5) He may be Canadian, but I owe this guy. I won't hold his country of origin against him. I believe in paying my debts, and I want to buy him a steak and all the beer he wants to drink.

#6) I'll be honest here. I want to see her tits. Yeah, I know that I'm a goddam swine, but I'm a MAN! What else did you expect?

#7) Okay, I want to see her tits, too. I TOLDJA that I was a swine.

#8) I want to go to man-camp and help cook a whole pig. Then, I want to tear off hunks of that pig and eat that sumbitch with my bare hands. I want to belch and fart around an open fire with this guy. I DON'T want to see his titties.

#9) I believe that if this guy and I got together in the same room, we could disrupt the fabric of the universe. The only way I know to prove my theory is to try it out some fine day.

#10) So SWEEEET. So MOTHERLY!!! So MIDWESTERN!!! I'd like to see her take a few slashes of Jawja home-made wine and run nekkid down a creek under the light of a full moon. I like tearing down icons.


Anybody who paints with her titties can't be all bad. I've never seen her titties, but I DO have a picture of some of her art. I think she's my kind of woman.

Beware, people. I may stalk you in the future.


You'd like Steve...he's a very nice guy....but you'd out-talk him the whole time. Unless, of course, the beer is flowing freely.

Posted by: Da Goddess on January 3, 2005 12:13 PM

Midwestern?? I'm from Jersey!
: - )

Posted by: Kate on January 3, 2005 12:32 PM

I'm somewhat surprised to not see any Texas bloggers on there. Specifically, bloggers from the Plano area.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on January 3, 2005 12:54 PM

Tits, schmits. You just want me to come vacuum your house.

Posted by: Queenie on January 3, 2005 01:27 PM

Uhhhh... Queenie?

I think the idea is probably to combine the tits and the vacuuming.

Just a hunch.

Posted by: Light & Dark on January 3, 2005 02:10 PM

And then there's us! That would be worth it just so you could get to play with Sadie.

Posted by: Jay on January 3, 2005 02:11 PM

What's wrong with my titties?

Posted by: Steve H on January 3, 2005 02:14 PM

Well damn A-Man, I'm just heartbroken you left me off that list. *shuffles feet*

Posted by: Gennie on January 3, 2005 02:16 PM

Didn't I send you a picture of my titties? Well I owe you one! Thanks for including me, Acidman!

Posted by: DogsDon'tPurr on January 3, 2005 02:55 PM

( . ) ( . )

There ya go, Love.
My boobs...

Posted by: Stevie on January 3, 2005 06:04 PM

(Hey... Have I mentioned lately that I just looove you to pieces?
Well, I do.)

*hugs all over yer body*

Posted by: Stevie on January 3, 2005 06:06 PM

Is it just me, or is there a particular theme running rampant through this post?

Posted by: Dash on January 3, 2005 06:29 PM

Stevie, it's a good thing I can't come up with a text picture of man-boobs...

Posted by: McGehee on January 3, 2005 09:58 PM

What's this "demi" biz? ; )

Posted by: Key on January 3, 2005 11:00 PM

lmbo @ McGeehee...

Posted by: Stevie on January 4, 2005 07:01 AM

Sorry 'bout the extra e... I was giggle-typing.

Posted by: Stevie on January 4, 2005 07:02 AM

I believe he meant "golden" gods, Key. "Demi" refers to his tittie fixation after one too many viewings of "Striptease".

Posted by: Velociman on January 4, 2005 07:04 AM

And it wasn't for lack of trying. The droop, the hair -- none of the characters I could come up with did exactly the right thing.

Posted by: McGehee on January 4, 2005 05:48 PM

you can see my tits if you pay for them. :-P but I'm probably not your type.

Posted by: girl on January 4, 2005 09:35 PM
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