January 01, 2005
I read this post and my first reaction was: hell... I don't recall what it was. She started me thinking about pornography and I forgot about everything else.
Most wimmen are born with a cleaning gene, which is a good thing. They also come equipped with a "mother" gene that allows them to clean a baby's ass when YOU, as a man, would call in a Haz-Mat team for the job, and you don't care if it IS your own child's ass creating a Superfund site in that diaper. You don't want to go there. Wimmen can do that job and call the baby "cute" at the same time.
YOU can't do it without puking.
I was talking about pornography, wasn't I? Just elbow me in the side if I go off-topic again. I was getting around to the point that men have a pornography gene. Yeah. We LIKE watching fuck-movies. Seeing other people do the dirty stirs lust in our loins. Roscoe crawls out and desires to eat ants. We want a nice, round ass to grab a-hold of. Our brains exit our crainiums and gravitate to a lower location in our bodies.
Most wimmen do not share that gene. They become JEALOUS when you both watch a filthy movie and you want to grab a-hold of some nice, round ass. Try it when you're good and horny and see what happens.
"You bastard! You want to fuck HER, not me!!!" as she points a trembling finger at the TV screen.
You are stunned by her reaction. You don't want to fuck that girl in the movie. You just want to fuck, period. Hell, doesn't she realize that that the girl in the movie means nothing? You want HER! She's the first thing you could reach and that's an important fact to a horny man.
What else are you gonna go for? You ain't gettin' that girl with the silicone tits doing the gang-bang on the TV, so take what's RIGHT HERE!!! Go for it.
Why do so many wimmen have a problem with morphing into total sexual-swine-mode when it's so easy for a man to do? And why do even the wimmen who DO like porn describe it as "art" and never say "it just plain makes me horny?"
It makes ME horny.
Bejus. I can't believe that I wrote this post. I think I ate too many raw oysters today. Raw oysters are not good for a single man. They make you think about pornography, or pornographic things, anyway. I need to go watch some more football.
And I will. As soon as I watch this tape. "Asian Anal." Hmmm... I am certain that it's an art film.
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