Gut Rumbles
 

December 31, 2004

A feud!!!

Loyal readers, I don't ask many favors of you, but sometimes affairs of honor require unusual measures. I have no complaint whatsoever about being called a "barefoot, moonshine-running, backwoods Kentucky hick," because that's exactly what I am, aside from the fact that I've lived in the great state of Georgia the last 46 years of my life.

In Georgia, I have been a barefoot, shirtless, moonshine-MAKING, backwoods
Cracker hick, but I won't quibble over such small details. I do, however resent being called a liar and a fraud. Them's fightin' words.

I still think your stats are jimmied.

Mr. SoDakMonk doesn't have comments on his blog. That's a pity, because I had a good one I was going to lay on him. But I have a better idea anyway.

Here's the favor I ask. Follow the link above to his site. I want EVERYBODY WHO READS THIS POST to follow that link. I don't care if you've never followed a link from my blog before, just click on that one. For me. Please.

I want to give the fucker a good Acid-Bath, crash his server and make him beg for mercy. I want the sumbitch to check his site meter and whisper, "HOLY SHIT!!!" I want him to SEE the Power of the Rumble and BELIEVE, goddammit. He says he's a monk. Give him a religious experience.

Besides, it's not a bad blog. Well-written and very entertaining. I MIGHT even add him to my blogroll, once I receive a formal written apology for calling me a liar and a fraud. And he also called a lot of YOU PEOPLE "clueless." If I were you, I wouldn't take that shit lying down.

Bomb him with hits. Do it for ME.


Comments

Clueless One reporting in.

Done.

Three times.

Will return again later.

;-)

Posted by: Christina on December 31, 2004 08:56 AM

Done as requested. :-)

Posted by: Kathleen on December 31, 2004 09:10 AM

You got it, Acid-dude!!! In fact, I guess if a mean-spirited fellow wanted to, he could just continually ping the site until it toasted itself. *evil grin*

It's a good thing we don't know any mean-spirited people! *heh heh heh*

Posted by: Wayne on December 31, 2004 09:12 AM

Ok Acid-Stud... I can only do this until 6 'cause I have a hot date, but I do have DSL!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

Posted by: Lisa on December 31, 2004 09:38 AM

Done. Hey, if I question the validity of your stats too, can I get another Acid-bath? It's been a little while.

My stats are way down over the holidays and could use a pick-me-up...

Posted by: McGehee on December 31, 2004 09:43 AM

Done. Doesn't he understand the power of Google? And how many people search for "bloodless cunt" every day?

I forget: were the Hatfields or McCoys on the Kentucky side of the holler?

Posted by: Velociman on December 31, 2004 09:47 AM

Well, I'd love to, but his site won't load. Did you guys crash it already, or is this guy bitching about his hits because he has a crappy-ass site that won't fucking load?

Whiny pecker.

Posted by: Queenie on December 31, 2004 10:00 AM

Done. I lost count at 76, I'll hit him some more after coffee....

Posted by: amy on December 31, 2004 10:02 AM

Done, done and done.

I hate a whiner.

Posted by: ames on December 31, 2004 10:02 AM

Wether his blog is well written or not he's a rude little turd! Anyhooooo.... I've done my part to bring the Acid bath raining down upon him. I'm sure the rest of your "clueless" fans will do the same!

Posted by: Christine on December 31, 2004 10:03 AM

"Whiny pecker". Heh.

Posted by: Velociman on December 31, 2004 10:11 AM

Did anyone actually read what's up with this guy? Like in his link to his other website? He says he's a priest. Or is he just another whackjob? Uh. Nevermind. If he's a priest, he's automatically suspect. heh
Anywho, the deed is done.

Posted by: Pammy on December 31, 2004 10:16 AM

I went AND I read.

Can't believe you fell for his publicity stunt.

Posted by: Key on December 31, 2004 10:27 AM

Oh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

Posted by: Indigo on December 31, 2004 11:05 AM

Rob,
I sent some mail his way, but....?

Rob, do you think you ought be calling a man of the cloth a sumbitch? I mean, he is a Benedictine priest after all.

But, being as he's a Benedictine, you probably can't trust him when he says he doesn't have a drinking problem.

Posted by: George on December 31, 2004 11:19 AM

Done!

Posted by: Laughing Wolf on December 31, 2004 11:33 AM

Done it!

Since I've been the subject of a couple of your "acidwashes" which added a couple hundred hits to my site in one single day , he ought to see a bump IF (big if) he knows how to read his hit counter.

Posted by: mostly cajun on December 31, 2004 12:02 PM

Done.

Although, mind you, I visit you on average of 10 times a day I guess and I don't see anything on that schmuck's site that would keep me coming back for more.

He has no blogroll that I could find, which is probably why he doesn't get many hits. He welcomed people from two sites that linked to him, but he didn't link back.

The posts on religion simply don't do it for me. I agree with Key...he's looking for publicity and is willing to do 'outrageous' things to get it. I'm sure you, of all people, can appreciate that LOL.

Posted by: Chablis on December 31, 2004 12:17 PM

If he really thought so little of you why would he bother to insult you? Me thinks theres more to it...He doesn't seem like a bad guy.
His other subjects however are very interesting and I'm sure I'll check him out again sometime.
I hope he apologizes and gets to appreciate you like the rest of us do. :)

Posted by: Trease on December 31, 2004 12:30 PM

Hehehe... been there, done it...

"Mr. Gut-Rimbles?"

Bwahahahaha!

Posted by: Jeanne on December 31, 2004 12:51 PM

I hate to nusy your bubble, but the site has no images. I doubt that a million additional hits is going to do squat to his/her/its bandwidth limits.

Posted by: Bill Dennis on December 31, 2004 01:04 PM

Done and I hate it for him.

Posted by: Dawn on December 31, 2004 01:06 PM

"musy"?

"I hate to "BUST" your bubble ..."

Geeze.

And if I clal you a lying cracker, will you boost my hit count too?

Posted by: Bill Dennis on December 31, 2004 01:13 PM

Normally I would do that for you Acidman, but fuck 'im. A whiney-assed attention whore like that ain't worth the extra hits.

Now I, on the other hand....

Anyway, here's to a better coming year than the last one.

Posted by: Dave S. on December 31, 2004 01:37 PM

I hit his site, took a look around found it pathetic and decided to send him a little email with a few of my private thoughts on.

Then I saw his photo....

http://www.bluecloud.org/mm%20matthew%20pix%2003-2a.jpg

Poor bastard, what can I say to make him feel worse than that picture must.


Posted by: Rich on December 31, 2004 01:49 PM

After a unique dinning out experience last evening it will be a pleause to fuck with someone elses head for a change hope pingin da meat weasel helps

Posted by: arathorn on December 31, 2004 01:50 PM

been there. done that. but his site is so boring I'm not going back there. Even for you. :)

Posted by: caltechgirl on December 31, 2004 03:27 PM

Done. Done. Done. Done.....*lost count*

And while at it, I crawled around the site a bit. Of course you are going to generate 10 times the traffic he does. His focus is WAY narrow.
Myself, I prefer the variety and pure unhampered opinion of your place, thank you very much.
And I am glad not to be on the receiving end of an acid-bath. I prefer the traffic on merit, not mercy. Or vengeance for that matter.

A-man rocks. And Acidlanches happen.

Posted by: Wichi Dude on December 31, 2004 03:57 PM

Done...and I'll tag him again and again for good measure.

Posted by: Sam on December 31, 2004 04:01 PM

Happy to o-bleege...

Posted by: Scott P on December 31, 2004 04:02 PM

Now now, let's not lose focus here. I seem to recall Moonshine was mentioned, a considerably more interesting topic if I do say so.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on December 31, 2004 04:15 PM

I see where he has apologized for his publicity stunt. I didn't know Papists had such senses of humor. God knows the Immersionists don't.

Posted by: Velociman on December 31, 2004 04:24 PM

Gotdam Rich, he looks like a dorky version of Charlie Gibson (ABC's GMA)

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on December 31, 2004 04:29 PM

.. performed as requested, Acidman..

Posted by: Eric on December 31, 2004 05:26 PM

done.....zzzzzzzz.........done.........zzzzzzz

Did he say clueless? Coke.Spew.Monitor.
BWAAAAAA Ha Ha Ha Ha
HELLO.....Pot.Kettle.Black

Wake up Father Boring. Someone has spiked your holy water.

Posted by: Tony on December 31, 2004 05:28 PM

Done. Once only. Even for the most illuminating AcidMan I will only read his drivel once.

BTW, he posted an apology to you at http://sodakmonk.crimsonblog.com/archives20041201.html#93787.

And he calls me clueless, but that's just whining 'cause he's not as entertaining as you are.

Come to think of it, I'm not as entertaining as you are - but I'm not living your life either. Mine's a little more.... settled, shall we say?

Anyway, off to New Year's celebration I go! Have a good New Year, Rob.

Posted by: Ward Gerlach on December 31, 2004 06:17 PM

Done and yes, too boring to read again, but I will hit it a few more times for ya....
He needs comments enabled.

Posted by: Stevie on December 31, 2004 07:26 PM

I bet he's a catcher.

Posted by: Geoffrey on December 31, 2004 08:33 PM

Been there, did that, is there a t-shirt involved or what?

Posted by: Rumbear on December 31, 2004 08:34 PM

The Coprolite has been visited.

Posted by: Jack on January 1, 2005 11:50 AM

I think Mr. Priest is suffering from a few of his deadly sins!

Posted by: EricT on January 2, 2005 09:19 AM
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