December 27, 2004
no, goddamit! I don't!!!
I love my witty commenters. When I mentioned that I bitched a lot when I started blogging, Amy fired off this reply:
Um...don't you STILL bitch about everything? Particularly about women bitching about everything?
NO, goddamit!!! I don't bitch about EVERYTHING, just MOST things. Besides, I believe that my bitching has mellowed a great deal over the past three years. I don't tell nearly as many people to go fuck themselves anymore. And I haven't picked a piss-fight flame-war with another blogger in a long time. The post in question was actually a Public Service Announcement, wherein I was attempting to atone for some of my past sins.
But do I get credit for my newfound sensitivity? Hell, no! I get a smart-assed comment that reminded me of something the old ME would have written. I just hate it when I .... evolve... and nobody notices. See? I TOLD you that wimmen bitch about EVERYTHING!!! But not ME. Oh, no, goddamit. Not me.
I'm not bitching. I like that prehensile tail you evolved.
'Scuse me. I guess I haven't been paying good attention. I am humbled and I DO beg your pardon, my dearest Acidman. Kudos to your now-apparent sensitivity an' all.
Musta been the Harvey's talkin'.
Still is. I have never been able to figure out why but I do Iove this blog... :-)
V-man, you envy my prehensile tail. YOU can't swing from the ceiling fan the way I can now.
Amy, I accept you most humble and abject apology. I will now inform Guido and Tony that they don't have to burn down your house.
See how much I've mellowed? In the old days, I'd have burned down the house anyway .
EVERYONE who's anyone envies a prehinsile tail.
Actually, I was kinda hopin' my house would get burned down by someone at this point. I seem to have done a whole lot of provokin' to no avail, and I have a very small deductible...
The interior desperately needs re-furbin' is what I would have added to the last comment if Harvey hadn't pressed "Post" for me before I was ready.
I would NEVER want my house burnt down for no good reason.
Rob, you haven't mellowed...you've just been too busy dealing with spammers to pick a fight with anyone.
And Amy, after the initial shock, having your house burn down is actually quite liberating LOL.
I could tell from the start you are sensitive as shit...I'd avoid any sensitivity training in the future, it could cause irreparable harm.