Gut Rumbles
 

December 05, 2004

why?

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I pondered this picture for a long time before I posted it. I sat on my couch in "The Thinker" pose, cradling my chin, wrinking my brow and occasionally scratching my nekkid balls while I thought. In the end, I was left with no answers, only a question that bothers me still.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE WANT TO DO THAT TO THEMSELVES????


Comments

Ok. I think a couple of well placed piercings...I've got a pair myself ;-)... can be very nice. This however, is just plain freakish.

Posted by: Christine on December 5, 2004 08:00 PM

I saw that photo a few days ago and thought it was a bootleg pic from your steamy Costa Rican weekend...

(kidding...)

Yeah, I'd say that woman has a few issues.

Posted by: torchpraise on December 5, 2004 08:03 PM

Maybe it's not as bad as it looks. Perhaps she just went crazy with the super glue and then dunked her head in a vat of beads.

Posted by: Key on December 5, 2004 08:05 PM

She's very studly.

Posted by: Velociman on December 5, 2004 08:29 PM

She's one of them flyin' pincushion sisters from the Circus. What a waste, you can't fit a "dot" in there anywhwere. The good places are all tookup like parkin' spaces at the grocery store.

Can I see them piercing Christine? ;)

Somebody had to ask.


Posted by: RedNeck on December 5, 2004 08:33 PM

So THAT'S Rosemary, huh?

Posted by: zonker on December 5, 2004 08:34 PM

I dunno, I enjoy sitting around scratching my naked balls...

OH! you meant the piercings....
Iron deficiency?

Posted by: Graumagus on December 5, 2004 08:46 PM

Ouch!!

Posted by: DogsDon'tPurr on December 5, 2004 09:12 PM

Jesus H. Christ on a friggin donkey! this is just WRONG!! What kind of pervert would put this vile shit on the net?? Oh.....

Posted by: John Cunningham on December 5, 2004 09:36 PM

Hmmmm. Yep, I'd hit it.

Posted by: Steve on December 5, 2004 10:20 PM

Just make sure they're behind you when you're in the airport security line.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on December 5, 2004 10:20 PM

And the moral of the story is, never make out with a razor-blade eater with allergies.

Posted by: McGehee on December 5, 2004 10:32 PM

"Notice me, daddy."

Posted by: DocJeff on December 6, 2004 12:14 AM

that's what we call overkill. a good thing gone waaaay too far. I'm getting a couple of new piercings when I have the money, but they'll be in a place that only the piercer, my fiancé, and those subscribed to our gallery will see. ;-)

Posted by: girl on December 6, 2004 07:01 AM

I think it's the Dem's choice to head the DNC. Nothing else makes much sense.

Posted by: Vulgorilla on December 6, 2004 09:11 AM

It's an easier way of being 'distinctive' and 'individualistic' than developing a skill.

Posted by: Jason Bontrager on December 6, 2004 10:11 AM

I've heard this is what can happen to you if you drink too much "home made wine" at a blogmeet.

Posted by: Fightin Tiger on December 6, 2004 11:18 AM

Just a good old fashioned case of intense self-loathing, that's all.

Posted by: mike on December 6, 2004 01:19 PM

The embodiment of your phrase "fell face first into a tacklebox".

Yikes.

Paul

Posted by: Light & Dark on December 6, 2004 03:26 PM

Hey, waddya say for shits and giggles we put a big-assed magnet in front of its face. Boggles the mind.

Posted by: Jim - PRS on December 6, 2004 08:59 PM
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