Gut Rumbles

November 03, 2004

i promise

George Bush won. John Kerry lost. End of story.

I promise not to gloat. Oh, I am mightily tempted to jump up and down, shout "neener, neener, neener" and go "BWHAHAHAHAAA!!!" But I'm not going to do that. At least you won't SEE me do that. What goes on in my mind is my business.

I promise not to drop trou and moon Michael Moore, George Soros, Barbra Striesand or Bruce Springstein. I promise not to ask why all the celebrities who vowed to leave the country if Bush won are still here. I promise not to tell Dan Rather to kiss my Cracker ass.

Whoa! I'm getting carried away here. Forget that last one. Dan Rather, kiss my Cracker ass.

Bush won. Kerry lost. I intend to be a gracious winner, because today is a good day to be an American.


A-fuckin-men. I am a VERY happy girl.

Posted by: Chablis on November 3, 2004 11:03 AM

YEEE HAAWW!!!!!!!!!!!! One happy Texan

Posted by: Becky on November 3, 2004 11:16 AM


Posted by: Sam on November 3, 2004 11:29 AM

The concession was easily the finest thing Kerry has ever done for this country. I really believed that he was gonna make it ugly. I never thought I'd say this.

"thank you John Kerry"

Posted by: Knine on November 3, 2004 11:34 AM

Personally, I'd like to know what was said/threatened to/of Kerry to get such a concession. The man's one of my Senators, and believe me when I say he's a pompous ass to beat the band. (He's most known for his catch phrase: "Do you know who I am?"...)

Terry McAuliffe and/or Bill Clinton himself must have talked to Kerry and told him to concede, flat out, because the Democratic Party is already in free-fall. If Kerry had dragged out a CLEAR losing situation, it would have added a one ton anchor to that free-fall...

Posted by: Jay G on November 3, 2004 11:43 AM

I still want to see George Soros join a monastery.

Posted by: DaveO on November 3, 2004 11:48 AM

For a good laugh, read the defeat thread at daily kos. It appears that it's not only the election that's over, it's literally the end of the universe as we (they) know it.

These folks need to *get a grip* before they ever win again.

Posted by: texdriver on November 3, 2004 12:11 PM

Yes Indeed!!!!

This country just got what it deserves!!!

Posted by: John H. on November 3, 2004 01:00 PM

You be gracious......I'm going to be a gloating American for about 48 hours. I figure that after 4 years of being called a bigot, fascist and racist, I'm due to rub their faces in their penchant for losing.

Ah, it's a beautiful day, eh?

Posted by: Ricky on November 3, 2004 01:03 PM

Feels good, don't it!

Posted by: Jerry on November 3, 2004 01:05 PM

I'm guessing it was actually Teddy K who talked him into it. Teddy may be a fat old drunk pig, but he's got a real sense for political survival AND he showed up at 2:10 am as soon as OH was called for Bush.....

Posted by: caltechgirl on November 3, 2004 04:00 PM

You know, I don't really care who talked Kerry into it, as long as he did it. I would have expected the same of W if he had been in the same situation. I'm happy we won't have a prolonged and divisive next several weeks. AND I'm tickled as hell that Daschle was given his walking papers, too.

I'm hoping this is a wake-up call to the moderate and old time Dems to purge the party of the anarchists and weasles who have dragged their whole party down to the level of the Soroses and Moores of the world. I'm not particularly counting on it, but I remain hopeful.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on November 3, 2004 06:11 PM

Well I'm gloating!!! BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUSH WON! FOUR MORE YEARS! More of that kind of thing on my blog!

Yes it truly is a great day to be an American!

Posted by: Lori on November 4, 2004 01:04 AM breathing new air.

Posted by: Key on November 4, 2004 10:00 AM
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