Gut Rumbles
 

October 07, 2004

shamelessly stolen

After getting a job at the IRS, a young hotshot gets his first
assignment, auditing an aging rabbi.

Arriving at the synagogue, he decides to have a little fun. "Rabbi," he
says, "what do you do with your candle drippings?"

"Well," the elderly rabbi replies in surprise, "we send them to the
candle factory, and every once in a while, they send us a free candle."

"I see," the taxman says. "And what about the crumbs from your table?"

The rabbi looks at him, again taken aback. "Well, we send them to the
matzo-ball factory, and every once in a while, they send us a free jar
of matzo balls."

Nodding, the auditor asks his final question. "So tell me," he asks,
furrowing his brow, "what do you do with the foreskins from
circumcisions?"

By now, the rabbi is fed up. "Well, we send them to the IRS," he
answers slowly. "And every once in a while, they send us a little prick like
you."

I saw that one here and I like it. So... I STOLE IT!!!


Comments

Careful...Denny'll catbomb you again lol.

Posted by: Chablis on October 7, 2004 07:24 PM
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