September 13, 2004
I read this blogger profile and evil thoughts entered my head. I ALWAYS thought Mary Ann was sexier than Ginger and probably a LOT better in bed once you got her riled up. Ginger just made me think of fake orgasms, while Mary Ann made me imagine screaming, back-clawing, sweaty sex in the jungle.
Many of those wholesome-looking wimmen will surprise you in private.
I once watched that show and pondered such things. Why wasn't anybody getting laid on that island? Gilligan was an asexual character, so I could understand his behavior, but the Skipper was an old sailor. He HAD to want some pussy every once in a while. If nothing else, Skipper should have sneaked off a few nights and nailed Thurston Howell's wife. Lovey wasn't over the hill yet.
And the Professor? He should have been doing threesomes with Ginger AND Mary Ann at the same time. Sex is a wonderful way to alleviate both boredom and stress--- besides WHAT ELSE are you going to do when stranded on a tropical island with a couple of babes like that? You just GOTTA start noticing some coconuts that don't grow on trees.
I'm sorry. That's the way I think.
LOL! I guess I just need to paint my toenails red! ;-)
Caramba, Acidman, I had many of the same thoughts. My evil imagination often plays out scenarios with TV show characters. This may have been inspired by the old Tijuana Bibles, the X-rated comics involving outrageous orgies among the Disney characters, Batman and Robin, etc.
You used to read comics with outrageous orgies between Batman and Robin?
Ambigously gay duo! heheh
Shit Rob, I liked Ginger also. I would have loved to spent a few days with her. Man, she was very pretty and sexy, Cat.
Mary Ann for me! Good looking and can make a pie from anything handy. And she always struck me as someone who after a few too many tequila shooters would start doing lap dances or something.....and not remember it the next morning.
Yeah, I always liked Mary Ann. Of course, I preferred Bailey Quarters to Jennifer too. Just something about me, I guess. I still have pics of Jan Smithers stashed on the drive.
Skipper?! Ya couldn't see how badly he wanted to bang Gilligan?
Meanwhile Gilligan had the hots for MaryAnn if I recall a few episodes correctly, but she kept putting him off.
I'd definitely go for MaryAnn over Ginger, for the same reasons you stated. Mmm hrmm!
Yes, Bailey was vastly better than Jennifer. Here's proof
I really appreciate blogs like this one becuase it is insightful and helps me communicate with others.
thanks.also, that guy billyz, I really need to talk to you about that cure you mentioned.