Gut Rumbles

August 30, 2004

the real me

the real me.jpg

I don't feel much like writing, so I started searching through my pictures and found the one above. I've posted it before, but it deserves a repeat.

I remember that evening, believe it or not. That was my birthday, last year. Celebratory activities were intense, involving steak, seafood and large quantities of frozen margaritas. I became philosophical.

Somebody mentioned something about home-made biscuits. That set me off on a rant. I believe that I told the entire history of my family and then staggered off to the refrigerator for a visual aid. I grabbed a can of biscuits.

"These ain't real biscuits. REAL biscuits are made by your mama or your grandma. These things ain't nothing but dry-wall glue."

When somebody asked me why I had them in MY refrigerator, I claimed a "birthday pass" and refused to answer the question.

Don't let that pensive pose on my main page fool you. This picture is more like the real me.



Whats that in your hand?

My eyes are failing...LOL..

BUT I am guessing some rather large can of ANYTHING that has undergone the FERMENTATION process????

Posted by: Ruth on August 30, 2004 02:17 PM

Ahhh never mind.....I get it now...a rather larger can of GRANDS...okay....

Some party that must have been....

I'd rather attend the kind where we are drinking cans of BREW, not comparing STORE BOUGHT biscuits.....geeesh..

Posted by: Ruth on August 30, 2004 02:19 PM

Man, you looked fucked up. We looked like that at all the poker games, we had at my house. You, me and Fred Miller, Curlie and Rck never got drunk, like us. Slow down bowleggs, Cat

Posted by: Catfish on August 30, 2004 03:08 PM

Looks like you got your gold lame thongs caught in the AC vent, again, too.

Posted by: Velociman on August 30, 2004 06:19 PM

Damn you and your solid, chiseled-without-trying abs!

Posted by: horse with no-- on August 30, 2004 08:13 PM

Can't we all just admit our government is fucking up and theres a good chance it won't matter who's in office?

Okay fine.

Then can we at least agree on another round?

Posted by: IXLNXS on August 31, 2004 12:47 AM
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