Gut Rumbles
 

August 22, 2004

I like his bike

I don't ride motorcycles. If I did, I have no doubt that I would have killed myself long ago. I'd own a Harley and I'd fall off of it on a railroad track or that damn grating the DOT puts on drawbridges. I would be road kill, complete with body-bag, toe-tag and a 2" paragraph in the obits the next day.

But I still like this guy. He can stick that motorcycle up his ass for all I care about it, but I like the way he writes. He knows what shuck beans are and owns a Fender electric guitar. What's NOT to like about the guy?

He doesn't live quite far South enough to suit me, but I cut him some slack there. I like Kentucky, too.

Comments

You are an ugly, over-the-hill cracker with a scraggly ass beard and gray hair who loves music and pussy.

Take your panties off, get yourself a bike and ride the damned thing.

Posted by: rightisright on August 22, 2004 01:13 AM

I had the beard shaved and I'm NOT ugly. Everything else you said is true, but I'm keeping my panties on and NOT buying a bike.

Posted by: Acidman on August 22, 2004 01:36 AM

My wife,(the ccu nurse), calls them Donorcycles.
She knows whereof she speaks.

Posted by: wes jackson on August 22, 2004 02:11 AM

Get your motor running
Head out on the highway
Looking for adventure
In whatever comes our way...

Posted by: Brent on August 22, 2004 03:37 AM

The bike on my blog is from the movie Easy Rider. I wish I owned it.

But...I do own a nice 2001 Harley Softail Deuce. Yeah baby!

Hey Rob, I'm listening to John Prine as I type this. Please don't bury me down in the cold cold ground...

Everybody should own at least one JP CD.

Posted by: Brent on August 22, 2004 03:43 AM

If you kill yourself riding a bike, it's because you rode beyond your abilities, or in very rare cases, beyond the abilities of the bike.

If you know and respect both, you'll never have a problem.

I've flown over rail road tracks at 120 with one wheel on the ground, and I'm still here.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on August 22, 2004 03:13 PM
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