Gut Rumbles

August 21, 2004

badass gun

I want one of these mounted on my truck. I'd get those road-block-making fuckers out of the left lane THEN!!!

Oh, man... just consider the possibilities on the highway. You don't use turn signals? You won't use that car anymore, either. You like to tailgate at 70 MPH? NOT ANYMORE, you won't. You want to sit there stopped at a green light that you didn't notice changing because you were too busy yakking on your cell phone? You are DISCONNECTED, baby.

I believe a gun like that could teach a lot of people manners in a hurry.


OMG, you found it! That is exactly what I have been wanting for my truck. Traffic really sucks here in Sacramento. I just want a little something that I can use to lob a little something in through a sunroof or two, that's all. I think my Explorer can handle the weight, don't you?

Next on my list is a flame thrower for those crapweasels that pull up beside me in their boom-boxes on wheels. Poof! "Oh, look, I've made toast! And they said I couldn't cook!"

So if you see one, send the link my way.

Love your blog, by the way. Have added you to my "Gotta read this" list.


Posted by: Bonfire7 on August 22, 2004 01:42 AM

Ever seen "If I Had a Million"? W.C. Fields.

Posted by: augustr on August 24, 2004 06:39 PM

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