Gut Rumbles

August 14, 2004

ask and ye shall receive

my butt.jpg

I'm not very modest. I like to walk aound my house nekkid. Somebody wanted to see nekkid man-pictures here, so I posted one. Of ME.

That ain't a bad-looking ass for a 52 year-old man.

(That picture is almost one year old. I had a pony tail back then. I don't remember who took the picture, but I think we had a good time. I believe that I even played a few of those instruments for her.)


WOW! It hangs clear to the floor!

Posted by: Michele on August 14, 2004 08:12 AM

Well, now I don't have to worry about ever needing prescription glasses. I'll just learn braille instead.

Ugiow U;n gurrubf rgw eufgr jwta,

Posted by: McGehee on August 14, 2004 08:51 AM

Has the Guv of New Jersey called yet?

Posted by: Hap Arnold on August 14, 2004 08:54 AM

THAT, my friend, is why you ARE my hero!

Posted by: BJK on August 14, 2004 09:21 AM

Hey move over, dammit! You're blocking the view of that Tele!!!!

Posted by: mike on August 14, 2004 09:41 AM

Fine ass? WHAT ass? That sumbitch is flat as a board.

What about a picture of uncut, bionic Roscoe?

Posted by: shell on August 14, 2004 09:49 AM

I'd like to have you on all fours, with me just yanking away at your pigtail like it's a rodeo. Ride cowboy ride.

Posted by: Drumwaster on August 14, 2004 10:27 AM

..good God, man...

Posted by: Eric on August 14, 2004 11:23 AM

Shell, that's the only ass I've got.

Posted by: Acidman on August 14, 2004 11:28 AM

Come on man at least some warning. That is not somthing ya want sneaking up on ya before breakfast

Posted by: dbltap on August 14, 2004 11:45 AM

Dammit, don't do that! Aiighh!!
I swear, do that again and I'll post pics of myself like that and cause your monitor to burn out from the glare of my flabby pastiness. Errr.. no I won't, some things are just to cruel.

Posted by: Graumagus on August 14, 2004 12:21 PM

That's it, you're fucking de-linked.


Posted by: GORDON on August 14, 2004 02:06 PM

Acidman~ I just started a new website called The Butt Project.........and your butt would be perfect for it! (I need more male butts!!) Why don't you email me a jpeg of your butt so I can post it over there. (The photo needs to be 500x375 pixels or bigger.)
And everybody else, go check out the site and then email me your butts too!

Posted by: DogsDon'tPurr on August 14, 2004 02:15 PM

Damn it! Mama says she can't type right now, her hands are busy. She wanted to know if you take fat housewives as charity cases, and if so, are you free next week? She's on vacation till Friday.

Posted by: delftsman3 on August 14, 2004 02:21 PM

Why do I keep coming back here? Errrgh.

Posted by: Sam on August 14, 2004 03:13 PM

See? (giggling like the nut I am...) This is yet another reason I love ya like I do...
You just made my day. Ripped me right outta that shitty mood I was in...

Nice legs, too. *grin*

Thank you ever s'much.
*hugs on ya*

Posted by: Stevie on August 14, 2004 03:24 PM

Never have to worry bout return visits from Jehovah Witnesses,I bet.

Posted by: big al on August 14, 2004 04:39 PM

You want a pic of my ass fo your site? I got buns so tight, they make you wanna bite! 100%Beefcake.

Posted by: Drumwaster on August 14, 2004 06:08 PM

Is that a Dobro or are you just glad to see us?

Ponytail my ass --err, I mean your ass-- that's a mullet.

Posted by: Anna on August 15, 2004 08:13 AM

Holy Shit!!!!! I'm blind!!!!!

Posted by: Sandcrab on August 16, 2004 04:59 AM

Rob: That's just too much information for some of us.....

However, you do have (no pun intended) balls for not only posing for a potential blackmail photo, but for posting it on the freakin Internet.

Posted by: Mad Mikey on August 16, 2004 12:31 PM

hey ! Is that a mandolin there ? 'cuse me, could you step aside a bit ?

Posted by: adele on August 16, 2004 11:32 PM

Yes, that's a mandolin and I play it well.

Posted by: Acidman on August 18, 2004 11:32 AM

seen better seen worse...the question is why? It would look better with cuffs, collar and chain...just kiddin... maybe..It says a lot that you dont even remember who took the pic. {dont ever admit it }

Posted by: odie on August 18, 2004 04:10 PM

When we were little kids, my brother once asked my dad, "Dad, when I grow up, will my butt be flat like yours??"

Kids. Gotta love 'em.

Rob, that's one fine ass ya got yerself there. Thanks for making me smile on an otherwise crappy day. :)

Posted by: AmyVegas on August 19, 2004 05:36 PM
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