Gut Rumbles

July 29, 2004

pensive thoughts

I took a nap this afternoon while rain fell hard outside the Crackerbox. I woke up not knowing where I was. For a moment I believed that I was still in Costa Rica with bags to pack and a plane to catch. When the fog cleared from my brain and I realized that I was at home in my own bed, I wished that I was somewhere else.

My good neighbor Henry collected all my mail while I was gone and he delivered it today. In the mix was a letter from Jennifer telling me that I still owed her $106 for Quinton's medical bills. I wrote the cunt a check.

The biggest mistake I ever made in my life was siring my son. I love him like a rock and I am proud of him, but if I take a step back and analyze my situation carefully, I know what a mistake his birth was. Jennifer wouldn't have the stranglehold on me that she does without Quinton. And I haven't seen or heard from my boy since Father's Day.

I married Jennifer and I was totally in love when I did. I was totally in love with her the day she divorced me. I left the Effingham County courthouse and pulled off on the side of the road the first chance I got. I sat in my truck and cried like a baby. She went merrily off to fuck somebody else and never thought about me again, unless she wanted some money.

Having prostate cancer is no picnic in the park. Sometimes I wonder if just dying from it wouldn't have been better than what I've been through the past three years.

I wonder why so many sheeple hate George Bush and love Bill Clinton. Clinton is a complete slimeball, the dick-directed asshole. But a lot of people prefer HIM over what I believe is a good man. Bush doesn't please me all the time, but at least he's not getting blow-jobs in the Oval Office. Yeah---I believe that a President of the United States should have more self-control than to do what Clinton did.

Jimmy Carter should either shut up his face or be dragged off and shot. Bejus! The guy was a totally incompetent President. He was a complete fuck-up, and a lot of the problems we have in the Middle East tiday are the results of HIS assholery. If I were going to make an idiot burrito, Jimmy Carter would be right in the middle of the wrap. He wasn't worth a shit when he was Governor of my beloved state of Georgia, and he's not worth a shit today. The Dems love that grinning bastard. Go figure.

I love living in the South. I like the weather, I like the pretty wimmen and I like the way people interact here. I can't see me EVER living up north. And people who vote for a flip-flopping prick from Taxachussettes deserve what they get. Kerry won't carry Georgia, because too many people here think the way I do. The guy is an asshole.

My bullshit detector ran over the red line and broke while I was watching the Democratic convention. That circus of morons wasn't even worth a TV brick hurled at the screen.

Okay, I am finished with my rant.


Fathering a son was the best thing you ever did, you dumb cracker. Dealing with the BC is your cross to bear, yes, but your son makes it worth it. If Quentin doesn't know this already, he will learn it eventually. And he will be proud of you for the shit you had/have to put up with.

Take it from one who never had the chance because his BC was too interested in her damned career to care about anything or anyone else.

Posted by: Tom on July 30, 2004 12:24 AM

I agree with Tom. Also, I'm like you with regards to the DNC. I started watching it a little last night, but then after my BS'ometer went off, I shoved in the cheery movie Slingblade .... "It aint got no gas in it" certainly doesn't describe the DNC.

Posted by: Bryan on July 30, 2004 07:06 AM

Why are divorces so expensive? 'Cause they're worth it! The ex doesn't want him to talk to you. They never do. Call that bitch
every day and insist on talking to him even if only for 2 minutes. It'll drive her fuckin' bananas and make you feel a whole lot better!! Make the effort, don't wait for him.

Posted by: BOB on July 30, 2004 08:49 AM

I hope I never read *my* father writing that my birth was a pitiful.

Posted by: astounded on July 30, 2004 10:14 AM

Well I can't say I agree with all of your political beliefs (I think life was good when there was sex in the Whitehouse!)
But I do love your new words "sheeple" and "Taxachussettes." Those are classics!

Posted by: DogsDon'tPurr on July 30, 2004 02:54 PM

Someone pointed out that this is the first DNC that Carter has been invited to since he lost the Presidency. Why the change of heart?!

Posted by: Mike on July 30, 2004 05:06 PM

My favorite:

"idiot burrito"


Posted by: Glendon on July 30, 2004 06:35 PM

I cannot believe you'd write something like that about Quinton. I hope you were drunk when you wrote this, in which case you should erase that part - as ASTOUNDED said, I'd hope he'd never read what you wrote. Even if you haven't heard from him since Father's day. No matter what the BC has put you through.

Agree with everything else from the Prostate part on.

Posted by: Patrick on July 30, 2004 06:55 PM

My son has been turned into a weapon against me. That's just a cold-blooded fact.

Am I wrong to say so?

Posted by: Acidman on July 30, 2004 09:42 PM

You're not going to win if you only play defense.

Posted by: Tom on July 31, 2004 12:30 AM

wow, and they say liberals play the whiny victim card. i've whiled away an hour in astonishment at these postings. you need to stop blaming everybody else for your own damn problems. but you won't. because the world, and all the "bloodless cunts" in it , make you cry and stamp your feet and shake your little fist , and you can't take responsibility for anything. if you're son grows up to hate you, you have no one but yourself to blame. what kind of man wishes his son was never born? a man who can't admit his own part in his marriage breakup, or his firing, or anything. hell, reading this, i'm starting to wonder if even your phone company didn't get a bad rap.

Posted by: mary on February 18, 2005 06:37 PM
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