Gut Rumbles

July 27, 2004


I leave for home tomorrow. I really do not want to go back to the Crackerbox yet, but I am ready to leave San Jose. This place is too busy, too full of hustlers and too much like St. Patricks Day in Savannah for me. I prefer the hinterlands of Costa Rica where everybody really does live on Tico Time.

I have about 150 pictures from this trip (some of which ARE NOT suitable to post on my blog--- I had some fun with both Aila and Maria with the camera-- but forget about seeing those. I am NC-17, not XXX.) and I look forward to sharing a few. I have a pretty good eye with a camera and a lot of the pictures turned out very well.

Just some random thoughts before I catch my plane tomorrow:

*You have never been righteously cussed until a Costa Rican woman does it in Spanish.

*DO NOT walk the streets of San Jose at night with a lot of money in your pocket. All I lost on this trip was a six-pack of beer, but the thieves and footpads are out there if you are foolish enough to let them rob you.

*Bought pussy is just as good (and maybe better) than all the "free" stuff any woman offers you.

*Mangos are evil. Stay away from them.

*Costa Ricans in San Jose do not like George Bush--- and I took píctures of some graffitti on walls to prove that fact--- but people at Jaco do not give a shit about politics. That is why I prefer Jaco over San Jose.

*I took my daughters advice (apostrophies do not work on a Spanish keyboard) and I have not paid ANY attention to the news for almost two weeks now. I made the mistake of listening to highlights of the speeches from the Democratic Convention last night. I started to call room service for a barf-bag.

*If you decide to visit Costa Rica, first talk to someone who has been there ahead of you. You can save yourself a lot of money and confusion through good advice.

*242,000 colones goes fast when you spend it like you are the federal government. Unlike the government, however, that was MY money I was pissing away, not somebody elses.

*I will sleep alone tonight. My choice.

*Somebody said in my comments that the BC will have a field day in court because I blogged about buying a piece of ass. I hope that she DOES bring that up in court. She sits on the most expensive piece of pussy I ever had in my life, and I will pay for that gash for years more if she has her way. And she GAVE IT AWAY to someone else when she was still married to me. Yeah--- let us discuss that in court. THAT is a true puta. Fucking whore.

*I am going to spend the rest of my colones tonight on food and drink. I hope to sleep on the plane ride home.


That has to be the most inspirational "I shall return! since Dougout Doug vacated Corrigidor.

Damn well done, Rob.

And an early Welcome Home for you, too.

Vaya con Dios, amigo.

Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim on July 27, 2004 10:01 PM

You ought to write a travelog of Costa Rica.

Posted by: Mike on July 27, 2004 10:09 PM


Posted by: ld/nj on July 27, 2004 11:50 PM

*Bought pussy is just as good (and maybe better) than all the "free" stuff any woman offers you.

Why do you think it's illegal?

Posted by: Fahrenheit 451 on July 28, 2004 12:20 AM

As my old Pappy used to say:

"Money can't buy love...
.....but it can rent it by the hour!

Posted by: emerson on July 28, 2004 01:15 PM

It is well known that it is indeed cheaper to lease by the piece!

Posted by: Guy S. on July 29, 2004 04:01 AM

so, is your daughter "gash"?

just curious, or does all the crap you spew about woman not apply to special cases like your daughter and sainted mother? or do you want your daughter out fucking old men for money, since you seem to have no problem with it. maybe she already does

Posted by: jane on February 18, 2005 06:44 PM
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