Gut Rumbles

July 07, 2004

i agree... sorta

Here is some food for thought.

I seldom delete comments from my blog. I've picked up my share of trolls, but that seems to go with the turf after a while. I am tempted to say that I don't understand what motivates a troll to continually show his ass in someone else's comments, but that would be a lie. I know EXACTLY what makes those people tick.

*They tried to write a blog of their own, but nobody read it.

*They are too fucking dumb to realize how fucking dumb they are.

*If another reader responds to a troll in the comments, the troll thinks he's gaining readership and is very proud of himself. Since his own blog is a dismal failure, he's more than happy to piggy-back on someone else.

*Most trolls I've seen will vote for John Kerry, if the troll doesn't fuck-up his ballot in homage to the "disenfranchised" in Florida and negate his own vote. It's all part of that piggy-back mentality, plus the fact that most trolls are witless drones.

*All trolls are vandals at heart. To me, vandalism is a venal type of crime, committed by a venal person, whose cardinal sin really is pure envy. If THEY can't have what you've got, they'll just trash what you have. That idea makes sense to a venal mind.

*Vandalism also is a crime of cowardice, and most trolls are cowards, hiding behind various email addresses and fake IDs to stay submerged in the sewers where they dwell.

*If you write a blog, ignore the trolls. If you don't feed them, they go back to the sewers and crawl up somebody else's commode.

Trolls I can take, even though they disgust me. But I want to KILL every goddam spammer who hammers my site hustling penis-enhancement pills, porn, Viagra and Direct TV.

Those asshole should DIE!!!!


Hey, here's another: your a racist hillbilly who has deluded himself into thinking he is a 'writer'. Anyway, it's fun fucking with you, I never know when you'll erupt into an alcohol fueled volcano of self destruction.

Posted by: Me too on July 7, 2004 05:32 PM

The damn trolls, spammers, and general asshats are everywhere.

Posted by: Guy S. on July 7, 2004 05:39 PM

Notice how "Me Too" doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're?" I told you that trolls are too fucking stupid to realize how fucking stupid they are.

Posted by: Acidman on July 7, 2004 06:48 PM

And I may be mistaken, but shouldn't there be a semi-colon after "here's another"? Or is a comma acceptable? (In either case, the period is incorrect.)

Posted by: Guy S. on July 7, 2004 07:09 PM

Me Too--

Your pathetic attempts at being witty with your email address just show that you're a moron. Go make me a burger.

Posted by: DeoDuce on July 7, 2004 07:45 PM

See how much fun it is?

You fellows actually seem angry about anonymous words posted on a weblog. Maybe your taking this all a bit too seriously?

Posted by: Me too on July 7, 2004 08:37 PM

Oh yeah, while I'm thinking of it, you may want to reconsider who is a witless drone.

It would seem to me that a grown man who invites strangers into his home to piss on the carpet and then complains about it really isn't in a position to question anyones else intelligence. You may consider it cowardly to hide behind fake emails, to me it makes perfect sense considering how much time I spend running around poking snakes with sticks.

Also, there really isn't any need to get angry at spammers. Your the demographic dude, a single lonely old guy with disposable income who spews his email address around the web. Take some time to educate yourself about server-side filtering if you don't like it. A good craftsman learns how to use his tools.

Posted by: Me too on July 7, 2004 09:26 PM

Considering that your spelling would get you kicked out of an 8th grade English course, I'd say that the title of "Witless Drone" fits you pretty damn well, you moron.

Buh Bye.

Posted by: Raging Dave on July 7, 2004 10:53 PM

It's amazing to see how Many of A-man's troll descriptors are germane in Me Too's case.

I'd be willing to bet he Hates George Bush.

When you are out there "poking snakes",MT, best resist a glance at a mirror. You will see yourself for the vapid viper that you are.

Posted by: wes jackson on July 8, 2004 12:52 AM

Hehe. I love watching trolls play. They are just so darn cute, especially when they think everyone has their knickers in a bunch. Like those cute little trolls with the orange hair sticking up in a point, what were those things called? That's the mental image I get anyways. Cute.

Posted by: Joy on July 8, 2004 03:12 AM

When I think of trolls, I think of the bad Gremlins from that movie. Try as hard as they might, the best they can be is annoying and most of the time you feel sorry for their pitiful existence. Oh sure, they might set a bag of shit on fire and ring your doorbell, but nothing lasting. What they think of as intelligence usually equates to their having attended college, confusing the whole education-does-not-equal-intelligence concept.

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