Gut Rumbles

July 01, 2004


I am not nominated here. I am shocked and appalled. I've been pushing the boundaries of good taste for two and a half years now and I never submitted ONE POST foul enough to qualify?

I must stagger off to my bedroom and cry now.

(Since I'm not in the running, go vote for adam.)


I think your post had to be included in the "Carnival of the Vanities" to be nominated. Otherwise I'd bet your "N-Word" post would win hands down. That one raised a real shit storm.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on July 1, 2004 12:53 PM

Not to EVEN mention the fact that last year, I didn't qualify in either the 'funny' or goddamned 'FEMALE' catagories. 'Funny', I can see being debatable, but the female-ness thing? Daaaamn.

Fuck those stupid, cliquey contests. I like Kevin and this is not directed directly at HIS contests, buuuut... if ya don't kiss the correct asses, you don't exist.

Screw 'em. After that bullshit last year (or when ever it was) I have not, nor will I ever, enter a COTV, BOTV or any of that other "popular clique in high school" crappola. I wasn't (and had no desire to be) "superior" enough for that then and I'm certainly not now, either.

Here's an idea... Let's wait, see who gets snubbed, then have a "Best of The Rest" thing. "Rest", of course, meaning "real, more down-to-earth and actually 'cooler', if y'all could just see past your upturned noses".

(Suddenly, I feel like Bluto in Animal House when he's advocating anarchy after they all got kicked outta school... *giggle*)

"Nothing is over, 'til we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? NO! And, it ain't over now, 'cause when the going get tough.... the tough get going! Who's with me? Let's go! C'mon!"

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