Gut Rumbles

June 11, 2004

it pays to advertise

I'll wait and see how this guy does with his ad before I post one just like it for my next trip to Costa Rica.

Why would I want to take a woman with me to a country FILLED with beautiful, available wimmen? Beats the shit out of me.

Maybe I just want someone to rub my head the next time a mango tries to mug me.


Kind of like taking a ham sandwich sack lunch to a paid steak dinner.

Posted by: bitterman on June 11, 2004 11:39 AM

Do a little homework, A-Man. Costa Rican "nueves" as paid-for company over there are far cheaper than bringing along the typical ungrateful American yenta.

fuck feminism but not feminists.

Posted by: horse with no-- on June 11, 2004 06:52 PM

hey, take a liberal feminist with you, and leave her there! - that way you can serve your country, and still have a good time enjoying the local offerings!

Posted by: rick on June 14, 2004 03:09 PM

The Good Ship Enterprise (to the tune of The Good Ship Lollipop)

On the good ship Enterprise
Every week there's a new surprise
Where the Romulans lurk
And the Klingons often go berserk.

Yes, the good ship Enterprise
There's excitement anywhere it flies
Where Tribbles play
And Nurse Chapel never gets her way.

See Captain Kirk standing on the bridge,
Mr. Spock is at his side.
The weekly menace, ooh-ooh
It gets fried, scattered far and wide.

It's the good ship Enterprise
Heading out where danger lies
And you live in dread
If you're wearing a shirt that's red.
-- Doris Robin and Karen Trimble of The L.A. Filkharmonics
Credit Report

Posted by: Credit Report on November 21, 2004 02:43 AM
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