Gut Rumbles

June 03, 2004

okay... I've eaten chicken before

This story is just too much.

I would hang myself, too, if I ever got caught flagrante delecto with a goddam hen.



Nothing like a little chicken w. white sauce.

Posted by: rightisright on June 3, 2004 08:10 PM

"I would hang myself, too, if I ever got caught flagrante delecto with a goddam hen."

Not only what you said, but imagine if he'd been caught fucking it!

Posted by: what's a little avisodomy among friends? on June 3, 2004 08:16 PM

That reminds me of a story my uncle told me one time.

"I was sitting on a park bench when this young guy came walking by. He was covered with tattoos and piercings and had multi-colored hair. I couldn't stop staring at him.

He caught me looking and said with a sneer, 'What're YOU staring at, old man?'

"I told him when I was younger and in the Marines I was stationed overseas. I got wicked drunk one night and had sex with a peacock. I thought he might be my son."

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on June 3, 2004 09:42 PM

Was he doing it in the maximum-fun manner, with the chest of drawers?

No, ain't done it nor seen it, that's just what's in the books.

Posted by: Justthisguy on June 4, 2004 04:43 AM

Wasn't that how that Larry Flynnnnt got started?

Posted by: himself on June 4, 2004 11:57 AM

I had a parolee once, who lost his job down at the chicken processing plant, for doing that very same thing. It seems the plant manager turned him in because they were losing too much product.

I asked him later (in jail) what inspired him to do such a thing. He told me that the average body temperature of the common chicken is 103F.

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