Gut Rumbles

October 01, 2003

the things you learn

I never knew that big titties were expensive to maintain.

I knew that they were expensive to RENT... wait a minute. I'm not going there.


Wow! Thanks for the link. Most hits I've ever received. And you are right...I do like dirty old men! LOL!

Posted by: drc on October 1, 2003 11:55 AM

Any titties are expensive to maintain that are big enough to support with a bra. Good bras are not cheap and I have been through quite a few trying to find ones that fit right.

Sometimes being a woman is so high maintenance it pisses me off. But you guys have to support your own packages, which looks to me like a pain in the ass too.

Posted by: sugarmama on October 1, 2003 12:09 PM

Hey, Sugar, between me and my insurance, the bionic dick cost $36,000. Talk to ME about high maintenance costs.

Posted by: Acidman on October 1, 2003 12:20 PM

Okay, my boobs aren't THAT expensive. But I will never be able to play golf. Or see my toes without actually bending over to see them.

Posted by: drc on October 1, 2003 12:25 PM

Being famous for having expenseive titties is better than your claim to fame being skidmarks.

Posted by: Phelps on October 1, 2003 12:27 PM

The really expensive titties are the fake ones. Thus, if you have your natural boobs, you aren't truly high maintenance.

Posted by: sugarmama on October 1, 2003 01:07 PM

DRC: There's relatively inexpensive surgery for that. I know.

Posted by: Juliette on October 1, 2003 02:01 PM

By the way, my bionic dick was worth every penny of what it cost. It has changed my entire outlook on life.

I mean that.

Posted by: Acidman on October 1, 2003 02:04 PM

Yet another reason I quit wearing the stupid things years ago. They're expensive, uncomfortable and don't fit right. Even without one, I still can't see my stomach without bending over looking for it.
Haven't missed it a bit. (My stomach or the sling-shot.)

Posted by: Stevie on October 1, 2003 03:47 PM

Problem is that DRC doesn't post any errrrr pictorial evidence of those mammoth mammaries.

Damn it, if I can post pics of my guns....

Posted by: Kim du Toit on October 1, 2003 05:08 PM

Hello Folks,nice site youre running!

Posted by: Preteen on October 12, 2003 11:35 AM

Nice site you have!

Posted by: lolita on November 4, 2003 03:06 AM
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